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[masokaiser]

[yep i'm here too

lurking

waiting]

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[destinyhero]

There are a few of us. Ryoko, too.

*mmm two kaiserins leashed and under my heel

i mean what*

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[masokaiser]

[...He puts another moment of thought into a female version of him.

She must have been less fortunate at certain times. With certain people.]

[masokaiser]

...Interesting.

I wonder if she's much different.

[destinyhero]

*cry :(*

You look about the same.

*minus certain.. assets*

What's your story?

[masokaiser]

Not very flattering to her.

Though I could say the same about you and Ed.

[He scrutinizes her for a moment.]

...depends on what she's told you.

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[destinyhero]

I didn't think the fact that she's a woman was a difference worth remarking on.

[destinyhero]

You're certainly evasive. You're not shy, are you?

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[masokaiser]

Shy? What? No.

[masokaiser]

[hmph.]

I just don't want to make enemies with myself.

[are you sure kaiser]

[destinyhero]

What an intriguing prospect. But I don't particularly care about prying into your secrets.

*also she'd probably appear behind me and top me and i'd look totally uncool*

It was a broad question. Don't tell me your entire life story is classified.

[masokaiser]

[Hmm. You're just as insistent as his Ed, too.]

I can't just start from the beginning.

Short version: dojo, Duel Academy, Pro Leagues, spectacular loss, disappearance that we generally do not acknowledge, hot mess.

[destinyhero]

Well, I knew all of that. That's not very interesting.

[masokaiser]

I thought you weren't looking for the interesting parts.

[destinyhero]

All things in moderation... Ryo.

*not the name she's used to :i*

But I guess that's never been your style.

[masokaiser]

[barely suppressing an "it's kaiser"]

I would say it used to be, but...asceticism doesn't really count, does it?

[destinyhero]

I meant before, as well, yes.

*haha u were SO DUMB before i crushed your soul*

[masokaiser]

[i know wasn't i i should really thank you sometime for shattering my dreams]

You can't really talk, though, can you?

[destinyhero]

*gfhgd i thought u switched to kaiserin. nice icon dweeb, did u get it from ur girl double*

Me? I don't know what you're implying.

*thank me huh /eyebrow waggle*

[masokaiser]

[it's a nice icon and i'm not putting in the effort to find an equivalent screencap >:T]

You're not exactly a stranger to excess.

[destinyhero]

*it IS a nice icon*

In what way am I excessive?

*besides being totally RAD*

[masokaiser]

I would think you could answer that for yourself, miss vigilante justice.

The yacht doesn't help your case.

[destinyhero]

*...

you get a forehead flick*

*unless you're standing up, in which case i guess you just get a punch to the arm u tall fucker*

Yes, god forbid anyone take time out of their day to do some good on Hell Kaiserin Ryoko's watch. You're hopeless.

*saying 'hell kaiser ryo' just would just sound wrong >:c*

[masokaiser]

[arm punched aww yeah]

Even disregarding whether it's a net good, the costume is--

...

Did you just call me Kaiserin?

[destinyhero]

It's just a hologram, it's not like I get dressed up in spandex.

*dismissive handwave*

It's what I'm used to. Do you have a problem with it?

[masokaiser]

Of course I have a problem with it.

Besides, she's here as well. That's not going to work.

[methinks the kaiser doth protest too much]