please do not mpreg

[masokaiser]

[yep i'm here too

lurking

waiting]

Comments

[destinyhero]

What an intriguing prospect. But I don't particularly care about prying into your secrets.

*also she'd probably appear behind me and top me and i'd look totally uncool*

It was a broad question. Don't tell me your entire life story is classified.

[masokaiser]

[Hmm. You're just as insistent as his Ed, too.]

I can't just start from the beginning.

Short version: dojo, Duel Academy, Pro Leagues, spectacular loss, disappearance that we generally do not acknowledge, hot mess.

[destinyhero]

Well, I knew all of that. That's not very interesting.

[masokaiser]

I thought you weren't looking for the interesting parts.

[destinyhero]

All things in moderation... Ryo.

*not the name she's used to :i*

But I guess that's never been your style.

[masokaiser]

[barely suppressing an "it's kaiser"]

I would say it used to be, but...asceticism doesn't really count, does it?

[destinyhero]

I meant before, as well, yes.

*haha u were SO DUMB before i crushed your soul*

[masokaiser]

[i know wasn't i i should really thank you sometime for shattering my dreams]

You can't really talk, though, can you?

[destinyhero]

*gfhgd i thought u switched to kaiserin. nice icon dweeb, did u get it from ur girl double*

Me? I don't know what you're implying.

*thank me huh /eyebrow waggle*

[masokaiser]

[it's a nice icon and i'm not putting in the effort to find an equivalent screencap >:T]

You're not exactly a stranger to excess.

[destinyhero]

*it IS a nice icon*

In what way am I excessive?

*besides being totally RAD*

[masokaiser]

I would think you could answer that for yourself, miss vigilante justice.

The yacht doesn't help your case.

[destinyhero]

*...

you get a forehead flick*

*unless you're standing up, in which case i guess you just get a punch to the arm u tall fucker*

Yes, god forbid anyone take time out of their day to do some good on Hell Kaiserin Ryoko's watch. You're hopeless.

*saying 'hell kaiser ryo' just would just sound wrong >:c*

[masokaiser]

[arm punched aww yeah]

Even disregarding whether it's a net good, the costume is--

...

Did you just call me Kaiserin?

[destinyhero]

It's just a hologram, it's not like I get dressed up in spandex.

*dismissive handwave*

It's what I'm used to. Do you have a problem with it?

[masokaiser]

Of course I have a problem with it.

Besides, she's here as well. That's not going to work.

[methinks the kaiser doth protest too much]

[destinyhero]

I think what I choose to call you would be the least of the problems with having two of you in the same spot. I'm more worried about the furniture.

And anyway, I call her Ryoko, not Kaiserin. I notice you didn't have a problem with that part of what I said.

[masokaiser]

What do you mean by that--

[grr.]

I had a problem with that too. It was just less notable.

[destinyhero]

Don't get so worked up, senpai. It's bad for the heart.

*dude ryoko is so funny i can't help but be a dick :')*

[masokaiser]

[..."senpai".

...arm cross and noncommittal noise.

(is his face just a little red i think it is)]

[destinyhero]

What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? You're surprisingly sensitive.

*ryoko would never let me go on this long without owning me by now*

[masokaiser]

Forgive me if I haven't quite adjusted.

...

...you're sure there was never any physical costuming involved?

[destinyhero]

You didn't have much of a problem adjusting to Dark World. This isn't so different, is it? No one's even trying to kill us, yet.

And that's for me to know, wouldn't you say? It's not very appropriate for you to interrogate a girl about her dressing habits.

[masokaiser]

That's what's so unnerving.

[ah yes.]

When one of us becomes "appropriate" I'm fairly sure that Hell will have frozen over.

[destinyhero]

Fair enough, I suppose. Yes, they really were holograms. You might not have noticed, senpai, but I'm not exactly built like Flame Wingwoman.