please do not mpreg

[masokaiser]

[yep i'm here too

lurking

waiting]

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[destinyhero]

*oh... she might eye his legs THOUGHTFULLY*

I don't know. You might be able to pull off a mini-skirt.

[masokaiser]

[oh my god what is it with this woman and applying lady-things to me what is it with me and applying lady-things to me]

I think not.

[That's just an invitation for meddling.]

[destinyhero]

*hey, it's not her fault he's so dommable. i mean.*

I didn't think you were the type to run away from a challenge, senpai.

[masokaiser]

[senpai

god dammit god dammit]

...that's not a challenge, that's an exercise in humiliation.

[and you like that don't you kaiser]

[destinyhero]

Well. You like that, don't you?

*if u say no i'm going to laugh in your face*

[masokaiser]

...

...

...

...not voluntarily.

[he couldn't do it. he couldn't tell such a blatant lie.]

[destinyhero]

*places a hand on his chest wow that's weird with no boobs and leans up. (having to stand on her tippy-toes isn't very intimidating but shh)*

Are you asking me to order you? Sen~pai~?

[masokaiser]

I.

That's.

[there are several things that his body is starting to do that he does not approve of

what happened to his self-discipline oh right he got rid of it with shock therapy]

What.

[destinyhero]

"What" what? You really need to be more articulate with what you want, senpai.

[masokaiser]

I. don't want anything from you.

[The boner you are failing to prevent says otherwise, Kaiser.]

[destinyhero]

*curls her hand into a fist and bops him lightly on the chest*

If you say so. Why don't you shut up now, and come down and kiss me?

*you tall dingus*

[masokaiser]

[shutting up and leaning down

(just as ordered)]

[destinyhero]

*awwwww yeeeeeah*

*takes hold of his lapels to hold him there and TOTALLY not because she's a short shorty and needs to hold on to something to keep herself steady in this position*

[masokaiser]

[he seems a little desperate

(enough that he might accidentally pick her up a little)]

[destinyhero]

*MEEP*

H-hey!

[masokaiser]

[The speed with which he sets her back down and straightens up is slightly alarming.]

...Sorry.

[destinyhero]

*whoop*

Jeez... Did I tease you too much?

[masokaiser]

Hardly.

You just...

[c'mon ed of couse he's going to be overeager to please]

[destinyhero]

*oh, is he now*

I just what? Complete your sentences.

*yes she's just going to be casually giving him orders forever now

u brought this on yourself*

[masokaiser]

You seemed distressed.

[and he will be casually following them forever oopsie daisy]

1/2

[destinyhero]

I was just surprised. People don't pick me up off the ground on a regular basis, you know.

*ryoko prefers just sticking me in her boobs :(*

[destinyhero]

Oh well. You can try it again, sometime.

*is that an invitation or an order? who knows*

[masokaiser]

...

...how long from now is "sometime"?

[he has a right to know if you're gonna give him an inappropriate boner and just leave him alone :( ]

[destinyhero]

That depends on how good you are at earning it, doesn't it?