please do not mpreg

[masokaiser]

[yep i'm here too

lurking

waiting]

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[destinyhero]

*mpregs*

*i mean no*

[masokaiser]

[how are you supposed to mpreg me you don't even have a dick--

wait]

...

[destinyhero]

*who the hell do you think i am fucker*

*i'm ED PHOENIX*

*i mpreg whoever i want, when i want*

*i mean

raises eyebrow at

nice pecs*

[masokaiser]

...

Well. That's different.

What would you be called, then?

[destinyhero]

Ed Phoenix.

*duuuuh*

But you don't look much like a Ryoko.

[masokaiser]

Ryo.

I'd tell you to call me Kaiser but I doubt that you'd listen.

[Catches on more quickly, this one.]

[destinyhero]

Maybe if you ask nicely.

*not really*

[masokaiser]

I doubt it.

[leaning back and contemplating his surroundings]

You're the first person I've seen here.

[destinyhero]

There are a few of us. Ryoko, too.

*mmm two kaiserins leashed and under my heel

i mean what*

1/2

[masokaiser]

[...He puts another moment of thought into a female version of him.

She must have been less fortunate at certain times. With certain people.]

[masokaiser]

...Interesting.

I wonder if she's much different.

[destinyhero]

*cry :(*

You look about the same.

*minus certain.. assets*

What's your story?

[masokaiser]

Not very flattering to her.

Though I could say the same about you and Ed.

[He scrutinizes her for a moment.]

...depends on what she's told you.

1/2

[destinyhero]

I didn't think the fact that she's a woman was a difference worth remarking on.

[destinyhero]

You're certainly evasive. You're not shy, are you?

1/2

[masokaiser]

Shy? What? No.

[masokaiser]

[hmph.]

I just don't want to make enemies with myself.

[are you sure kaiser]

[destinyhero]

What an intriguing prospect. But I don't particularly care about prying into your secrets.

*also she'd probably appear behind me and top me and i'd look totally uncool*

It was a broad question. Don't tell me your entire life story is classified.

[masokaiser]

[Hmm. You're just as insistent as his Ed, too.]

I can't just start from the beginning.

Short version: dojo, Duel Academy, Pro Leagues, spectacular loss, disappearance that we generally do not acknowledge, hot mess.

[destinyhero]

Well, I knew all of that. That's not very interesting.

[masokaiser]

I thought you weren't looking for the interesting parts.

[destinyhero]

All things in moderation... Ryo.

*not the name she's used to :i*

But I guess that's never been your style.

[masokaiser]

[barely suppressing an "it's kaiser"]

I would say it used to be, but...asceticism doesn't really count, does it?

[destinyhero]

I meant before, as well, yes.

*haha u were SO DUMB before i crushed your soul*

[masokaiser]

[i know wasn't i i should really thank you sometime for shattering my dreams]

You can't really talk, though, can you?