POKEMON EVENT

[darkblackspace]

*there is a colorful anime critter (or several) that love u now. go out and be a pokemon master.

(there may also be relevant outfits! and relevant anythings else u want)*

Comments

[hisfaithfuldog]

[i'm in a pokeball :'(]

[anangryinch]

[hmm


maybe this one will be better than my stupid fat snake

SNATCHES IT and pokes the button]

[hisfaithfuldog]

[i am sitting on the ground in front of you now

...eardroop]

...you're not Ed.

[anangryinch]

....

[ugh this is WORSE]

Who the hell is Ed?

[squints at him]

You look related to that girl that's so fond of my knife.

[hisfaithfuldog]

My...

[...]

...employer.

[when she says the bit about the knife his ears perk up a bit]

...That sounds familiar.

[anangryinch]

Familiar?

I take it you have similar predilections.

[WHIPS OUT HER KNIFE AND SMIRKS why do you always flirt with kaisers thistle

it's ruined when her dunsparce bounces up to kaiser from behind her ?_? DUNN WHAT THE HECK KIND OF POKEMON ARE YOU]

[hisfaithfuldog]

Yes, I--

[...little snake...]

...oh. Hello.

[picks it up :? it's all blobby and cute]

[anangryinch]

[goD stop ruining my rep dunsparce]

I haven't been able to get rid of that thing all day.

[dunsparce wags its drill and gets all happy and excited and probably bites him. whoops]

[hisfaithfuldog]

[ow <3

he squirms a little]

...it just wants your affection.

[anangryinch]

I've no affection to spare on useless vermin.

How on earth did you get trapped in that thing?

And why do you have those stupid ears.

[hisfaithfuldog]

[well i'm useless vermin so i have some affection to spare >:T pets it]

He had it this morning.

I think he dropped it.

...but I'm not sure why I ended up in it.

[anangryinch]

[it probably gurgles happily, UGH]

Hmm.

Perhaps this place thinks you're one of these creatures.

[bites the tip of her knife thoughtfully........]

[hisfaithfuldog]

I think it does.

[tailwag]

...you haven't seen someone short in a grey suit around, have you?

[anangryinch]

Apart from the women who see it fit to tell me how to deal with possessions, no.

[she eyes his wagging tail >:?]

Do you see something you like, boy?

[lbr i don't need much of an excuse to menace a masochistic bara]

[hisfaithfuldog]

...possessions?

[he's thinking of entirely the wrong thing]

...I'm not sure if I like you. I just like the tail.

[anangryinch]

Hmf.

Good.

[can i boss you around to feel better after getting a dumb fat snake for a monster

i'm short and white haired and in kind of a suit, is it close enough]

[hisfaithfuldog]

...good?

[you can TOTALLY boss me around that is what I am FOR

it might not be quite as effective but]

[anangryinch]

I'm not here for anyone to like.

If you're one of these creatures, it seems you should be as capturable as the rest.

I wonder if you'd obey my commands as well.

[not that dunsparce is listening when i tell it to gtfo]

[hisfaithfuldog]

...I don't think he'd like that much.

[but i'm still on the floor]

I'm not obligated to obey your orders.

[well i wasn't when i wasn't a pokemon]

[anangryinch]

[She smirks fang-fully.]

Well, if one leaves one's property lying around unattended..

It might get stolen.

[she pulls another pokeball out of her bag and tosses it up and down ;>]

[hisfaithfuldog]

...what.

[NO DO NOT PUT ME IN THE OTHER THING

~MY HEART BELONGS TO PHOENIX-SAMA~]

[anangryinch]

[muahaha

maybe it's a quickball to boot ;>

TOSSES]

[hisfaithfuldog]

[LET'S JUST ASSUME FOR THREAD PURPOSES THAT THIS IS POSSIBLE]

[YELPS and enters the pokéball

one shake...

two shakes...

three shakes.............

click]

[anangryinch]

[MUAHAHA

no she really actually cackles. goddammit thistle you're such a cartoon villain

her poor dumb dunsparce is just confused

after relishing her victory for a moment, she clicks the button on the pokeball.]

I see my deductions were correct.

[hisfaithfuldog]

[SULKS INTENSELY my ears are drooping :(]

...you shouldn't have done that.