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mansions2013-10-26 12:29 am
darkblackspace) wrote in mansions2013-10-26 12:29 am
POKEMON EVENT
*there is a colorful anime critter (or several) that love u now. go out and be a pokemon master.
(there may also be relevant outfits! and relevant anythings else u want)*
(there may also be relevant outfits! and relevant anythings else u want)*
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he squirms a little]
...it just wants your affection.
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How on earth did you get trapped in that thing?
And why do you have those stupid ears.
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He had it this morning.
I think he dropped it.
...but I'm not sure why I ended up in it.
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Hmm.
Perhaps this place thinks you're one of these creatures.
[bites the tip of her knife thoughtfully........]
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[tailwag]
...you haven't seen someone short in a grey suit around, have you?
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[she eyes his wagging tail >:?]
Do you see something you like, boy?
[lbr i don't need much of an excuse to menace a masochistic bara]
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[he's thinking of entirely the wrong thing]
...I'm not sure if I like you. I just like the tail.
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Good.
[can i boss you around to feel better after getting a dumb fat snake for a monster
i'm short and white haired and in kind of a suit, is it close enough]
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[you can TOTALLY boss me around that is what I am FOR
it might not be quite as effective but]
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If you're one of these creatures, it seems you should be as capturable as the rest.
I wonder if you'd obey my commands as well.
[not that dunsparce is listening when i tell it to gtfo]
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[but i'm still on the floor]
I'm not obligated to obey your orders.
[well i wasn't when i wasn't a pokemon]
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Well, if one leaves one's property lying around unattended..
It might get stolen.
[she pulls another pokeball out of her bag and tosses it up and down ;>]
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[NO DO NOT PUT ME IN THE OTHER THING
~MY HEART BELONGS TO PHOENIX-SAMA~]
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maybe it's a quickball to boot ;>
TOSSES]
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[YELPS and enters the pokéball
one shake...
two shakes...
three shakes.............
click]
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no she really actually cackles. goddammit thistle you're such a cartoon villain
her poor dumb dunsparce is just confused
after relishing her victory for a moment, she clicks the button on the pokeball.]
I see my deductions were correct.
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...you shouldn't have done that.
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I see you aren't aware you stand in the presence of the King of Thieves, boy.
Taking what doesn't belong to me is my favorite hobby.
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...you're joking.
[i still haven't protested against the "belonging" thing in the slightest]
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Joking?
It's no joke, child. That title is not lightly earned, nor one I chose myself.
It's the name given to me by the populace I terrified before I destroyed their kingdom.
[ok, more like zorc destroyed it, but. details
she still has her knife out and she's VERY GOOD at looking evil as heck]
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...
...so. Bakura.
I'm supposed to listen to you.
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I suppose that's how this works.
[she's relying on fragments of nerf's dumb nerd memory :'[ ]
If you truly are one of these creatures, perhaps you have some of the same abilities.
Something more impressive than that does, I hope.
[Dunsparce is just watching the exchange and wiggling happily :[ what a dope]
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Sucker Punch, Take Down, Assurance, and Snarl.
[god dammit why is he listing this to this lady why does he know this]
But if you have any Technical Machines...
[covers his mouth with his hand >:C why cooperating]