POKEMON EVENT

[darkblackspace]

*there is a colorful anime critter (or several) that love u now. go out and be a pokemon master.

(there may also be relevant outfits! and relevant anythings else u want)*

Comments

[anangryinch]

[it probably gurgles happily, UGH]

Hmm.

Perhaps this place thinks you're one of these creatures.

[bites the tip of her knife thoughtfully........]

[hisfaithfuldog]

I think it does.

[tailwag]

...you haven't seen someone short in a grey suit around, have you?

[anangryinch]

Apart from the women who see it fit to tell me how to deal with possessions, no.

[she eyes his wagging tail >:?]

Do you see something you like, boy?

[lbr i don't need much of an excuse to menace a masochistic bara]

[hisfaithfuldog]

...possessions?

[he's thinking of entirely the wrong thing]

...I'm not sure if I like you. I just like the tail.

[anangryinch]

Hmf.

Good.

[can i boss you around to feel better after getting a dumb fat snake for a monster

i'm short and white haired and in kind of a suit, is it close enough]

[hisfaithfuldog]

...good?

[you can TOTALLY boss me around that is what I am FOR

it might not be quite as effective but]

[anangryinch]

I'm not here for anyone to like.

If you're one of these creatures, it seems you should be as capturable as the rest.

I wonder if you'd obey my commands as well.

[not that dunsparce is listening when i tell it to gtfo]

[hisfaithfuldog]

...I don't think he'd like that much.

[but i'm still on the floor]

I'm not obligated to obey your orders.

[well i wasn't when i wasn't a pokemon]

[anangryinch]

[She smirks fang-fully.]

Well, if one leaves one's property lying around unattended..

It might get stolen.

[she pulls another pokeball out of her bag and tosses it up and down ;>]

[hisfaithfuldog]

...what.

[NO DO NOT PUT ME IN THE OTHER THING

~MY HEART BELONGS TO PHOENIX-SAMA~]

[anangryinch]

[muahaha

maybe it's a quickball to boot ;>

TOSSES]

[hisfaithfuldog]

[LET'S JUST ASSUME FOR THREAD PURPOSES THAT THIS IS POSSIBLE]

[YELPS and enters the pokéball

one shake...

two shakes...

three shakes.............

click]

[anangryinch]

[MUAHAHA

no she really actually cackles. goddammit thistle you're such a cartoon villain

her poor dumb dunsparce is just confused

after relishing her victory for a moment, she clicks the button on the pokeball.]

I see my deductions were correct.

[hisfaithfuldog]

[SULKS INTENSELY my ears are drooping :(]

...you shouldn't have done that.

[anangryinch]

[snickers]

I see you aren't aware you stand in the presence of the King of Thieves, boy.

Taking what doesn't belong to me is my favorite hobby.

[hisfaithfuldog]

"King of"...

...you're joking.

[i still haven't protested against the "belonging" thing in the slightest]

[anangryinch]

[GOOD, THEN YOU KNOW YOUR PLACE]

Joking?

It's no joke, child. That title is not lightly earned, nor one I chose myself.

It's the name given to me by the populace I terrified before I destroyed their kingdom.

[ok, more like zorc destroyed it, but. details

she still has her knife out and she's VERY GOOD at looking evil as heck]

[hisfaithfuldog]

[i sure do ;>]

...

...so. Bakura.

I'm supposed to listen to you.

[anangryinch]

Hmf.

I suppose that's how this works.

[she's relying on fragments of nerf's dumb nerd memory :'[ ]

If you truly are one of these creatures, perhaps you have some of the same abilities.

Something more impressive than that does, I hope.

[Dunsparce is just watching the exchange and wiggling happily :[ what a dope]

[hisfaithfuldog]

[...nods]

Sucker Punch, Take Down, Assurance, and Snarl.

[god dammit why is he listing this to this lady why does he know this]

But if you have any Technical Machines...

[covers his mouth with his hand >:C why cooperating]