thistle did a thing

[dearkaiserin]

[seeking eds and/or reds (both of whom actually know what a female orgasm is)

she's all bloody from the cuts on her neck and chin, though...she's wandering around the halls with the secondary goal of finding a bandage]

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[destinyhero]

*SIGHS TSUNLY but doesn't object in any way*

Why? Are you jealous?

[dearkaiserin]

Maybe.

[Now that your jacket's open she'll start with the buttons on your shirt.]

[destinyhero]

*hmmmph. she reaches to run her fingers through ryoko's hair for a moment, then tugs her down for a ~hard~ kiss*

You're my type. You know that.

[dearkaiserin]

[...perfect. <3

She's breathing a little harder when Ed lets her up to speak.]

Knew it.

[She returns to Ed's neck. Better supplement the marks she already has with some of her own.]

[destinyhero]

Oi, don't get a big head about it. You're the one who came looking for me.

*nnnn well that feels nice #|[#*

R-Ryoko...

*shrugs off her shirt as best as she can with a kaiserin all over her :[*

[dearkaiserin]

And you resisted valiantly.

[She kisses down Ed's neck and over her collarbone slowly while she reaches behind her to unclasp her bra.

kaiserin shouldn't you at least take off your coat]

[destinyhero]

Oh, shut up. I could still leave you hanging, you know.

*could she really

(no)*

O-oi. What if someone walks in.

*she doesn't seem willing to stop her, though*

[dearkaiserin]

Mm. I'm sure.

[this bra would suit the floor.]

That would be tragic. I would have to stop.

[kiss, kiss, kiss, all over your chest]

[destinyhero]

*DON'T DROP HER CLOTHES ON THE DIRTY FLOOR UGH*

Somehow, I doubt even that would stop you if you didn't feel like it.

*she tugs impatiently at kaiserin's big dumb heel coat >:FFF*

At least get this off, those metal things are cold.

*yes, she has the pampered princess tone down to a t*

[dearkaiserin]

Not as if I'm a stranger to exhibitionism.

[Grin.]

Yes, ma'am.

[She shrugs her coat off and lets it fall from the bed.

It also seems to occur to her that shirts are a waste of time, and she pulls hers off as well. at least she's wearing a bra today]

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[mydsign]

[Opens the door, holding his head----------------------------------------------]

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[destinyhero]

*well she WAS fumbling to help ryoko with that little bra problem

but

WAS THAT THE SOUND OF THE DOOR*

.......................

[dearkaiserin]

[HEAD WHIPS AROUND TO SEE THE DOOR AND

...

stares at the new ed.]

...I have never hated you more than I do at this moment.

[YOU COCKBLOCKED ME WITH YOURSELF I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD]

[mydsign]

[oh my GOD my boss has a HUGE RACK]

I


was just



looking for some p-painkillers.

[COUGH]

[i've seen a lot of fricked up stuff in my day but you two take the cake

He's not TRYING to stare he's just. kind of awkward.]

[destinyhero]

*ryoko's rack vastly outshines mine :'(

she is just

going to tug the blanket under her over her chest

I DON'T WANT MYSELF CHECKIN OUT MY BOOBS*

Don't you know how to knock!?

*that's completely unreasonable BUT I DON'T CARE*

[dearkaiserin]

[glaaaaaare]

We're not stopping you from finding them.

[She sits up and turns around to pick up her shirt.]

You're going to make up for interrupting.

[that is also completely unreasonable ed you're rubbing off on me]

[mydsign]

[Well, he's used to that glare anyway. Now he's going to have nightmares about a Kaiser with boobs and laurence fishburne's voice yelling at him

Lest he stare any more, he reaches up and pinches the bridge of his nose, displacing his glasses and rubbing his eyes]

...Excuse me?

[destinyhero]

*JUST GONNA HIDE UNDER THE COVERS TO PUT MY BRA BACK ON UGH*

[dearkaiserin]

I would say you were going to buy us coffee but we're stuck here.

[She pulls on her shirt.]

What kind of Ed are you, anyway?

[That scruff is not what she's used to.]

[mydsign]

[THANK YOU]

How many kinds are there?

[hey, don't get mad at ME, you're not the one traumatized here

He turns his back to them while he looks through a cabinet for meds.]

[destinyhero]

*finally gets her shirt mostly on right :(*

I would have hoped any of us would know how to shave.

*sulk sulk*

[dearkaiserin]

There are plenty.

[She looks him over. What a weird Ed. Glasses and everything.]

What kind of world are you from?

[Coat on. Pretty sure your boss didn't wear leather in the workplace, weird-Ed.]

[mydsign]

[maybe just a leather trenchcoat once in a while]

I don't know. The real one?

[He's able to be a little flippant because he's still chalking all this up to some kind of fricked up nightmare. a little different from his usual nightmares.]

"Us"? Are you supposed to be me?

[at Edina. He sounds more.. confused than offended.]