thistle did a thing

[dearkaiserin]

[seeking eds and/or reds (both of whom actually know what a female orgasm is)

she's all bloody from the cuts on her neck and chin, though...she's wandering around the halls with the secondary goal of finding a bandage]

Comments

[mydsign]

[maybe just a leather trenchcoat once in a while]

I don't know. The real one?

[He's able to be a little flippant because he's still chalking all this up to some kind of fricked up nightmare. a little different from his usual nightmares.]

"Us"? Are you supposed to be me?

[at Edina. He sounds more.. confused than offended.]

[destinyhero]

*glances oddly at kaiserin*

Just how many of me have you met?

*the look she gives willed is FULL of disdain :'>*

As much as it pains me to think I could ever look so slovenly.

[mydsign]

Huh.

[He doesn't seem all that offended.

god he's not even wearing a SUIT just a worn grey plaid shirt with a turtleneck under it

why would i dream about myself being a teenage girl in a fancy suit...]

Maybe I do need therapy.

[dearkaiserin]

...what, do you think we're not real?

[Unamused. She got over her supernatural-event-shock a long time ago.

But then, to Ed...]

...three, counting this one.

[suddenly she looks pretty grim]

[destinyhero]

*well. that's odd.*

As strange as that guy?

*yeah willed you're just "that guy" you don't get to share MY name*

[dearkaiserin]

She was pregnant.

And wearing all white.

So. Yes.

[will-ed does that raise some suspicion for you]

[mydsign]

...

All white?

[He suddenly forgets about the naked boss with boobs thing.]

Was she acting weird?

[destinyhero]

*is 'all-white' REALLY that different from my suit*

Pregnant? Are you crazy?

[dearkaiserin]

[She just...shakes her head at Edina.]

"Acting weird"?

Yes. Not like herself.

She fell in with the Society of Light.

[mydsign]

Never met one while they were still alive.

...Was anyone with her?

[SUDDEN HERO INTENSITY]

[destinyhero]

*oi. tugs on kaiserin >:ssss*

If you're implying Saiou--...!

*SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A DINGLEDOO

she does NOT look pleased with the implied accusation*

[dearkaiserin]

[SHOOTS A LOOK AT EDINA]

She said so herself. He's male in her world.

[TURNS BACK TO WEIRD ED]

No. She was alone.

But I wonder if she'll be for long.

[mydsign]

[He forgets his search for meds and drums his scruffy chin. Well, his dreams have given him clues before.]

...Saiou...

What's he got to do with this?

[Though he's mumbling more to himself now.]

[destinyhero]

*looks.. torn between feeling sick to her stomach and being very, very angry*

No, no! Don't you dare! Saiou would never do that!

*HOW DARE YOU SLANDER MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND*

[dearkaiserin]

...Maybe not.

Maybe the Light did.

[yeah your other girlfriend is running around genderswapped trying to find obsidian so he can strangle him with his brain

She shoots a glance over to the other Ed.]

Saiou's running it.

[mydsign]

[Well


That's a troubling thought.

He frowns.]

...That can't be right. The guy barely leaves his office.

[He's also giving Kaiserin a weird look. He kind of assumes she's speaking metaphorically, but...]

[destinyhero]

It wasn't her fault! She was possessed!

*MUTTER MUMBLE GRUMBLE DON'T TALK SHIT*

[dearkaiserin]

[She makes a noncommittal noise and stands up, grabbing the cuffs from the table and tucking them into her coat.]

...Find your painkillers. Talking down here isn't ideal.

[mydsign]

[well, obviously you'd have cuffs, you're a cop, right]

[He rummages for the meds, distracted. When he finally finds the right bottle he pops a few and leans against the counter.]

Is he here?

[destinyhero]

If you two are just going to badmouth Saiou, I'll just go.

*>8(*

[dearkaiserin]

If you hadn't noticed, I stopped.

[For her sake. And protecting someone else's delicate feelings isn't something she normally does.]

He's not here, that I know of.

[mydsign]

[That's good and bad. Ed usually mulls over weird new details in cases with him, but.... he... probably shouldn't in this case.

LUCKILY he's not as attached to Saiou as some Eds.]

What makes you suspect him? You seem pretty sure of yourself.

[destinyhero]

*SIIIGH FINE*

I saw one the other day.

*ps stfu willed you TRAITOR*

[dearkaiserin]

Really?

[Then, back to the other Ed--]

He was fairly open about it.

[mydsign]

[He goes quiet, looking TROUBLED. He doesn't really want to believe it.]

He told you?

...



Why didn't you arrest him?