thistle did a thing

[dearkaiserin]

[seeking eds and/or reds (both of whom actually know what a female orgasm is)

she's all bloody from the cuts on her neck and chin, though...she's wandering around the halls with the secondary goal of finding a bandage]

Comments

[mydsign]

Never met one while they were still alive.

...Was anyone with her?

[SUDDEN HERO INTENSITY]

[destinyhero]

*oi. tugs on kaiserin >:ssss*

If you're implying Saiou--...!

*SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A DINGLEDOO

she does NOT look pleased with the implied accusation*

[dearkaiserin]

[SHOOTS A LOOK AT EDINA]

She said so herself. He's male in her world.

[TURNS BACK TO WEIRD ED]

No. She was alone.

But I wonder if she'll be for long.

[mydsign]

[He forgets his search for meds and drums his scruffy chin. Well, his dreams have given him clues before.]

...Saiou...

What's he got to do with this?

[Though he's mumbling more to himself now.]

[destinyhero]

*looks.. torn between feeling sick to her stomach and being very, very angry*

No, no! Don't you dare! Saiou would never do that!

*HOW DARE YOU SLANDER MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND*

[dearkaiserin]

...Maybe not.

Maybe the Light did.

[yeah your other girlfriend is running around genderswapped trying to find obsidian so he can strangle him with his brain

She shoots a glance over to the other Ed.]

Saiou's running it.

[mydsign]

[Well


That's a troubling thought.

He frowns.]

...That can't be right. The guy barely leaves his office.

[He's also giving Kaiserin a weird look. He kind of assumes she's speaking metaphorically, but...]

[destinyhero]

It wasn't her fault! She was possessed!

*MUTTER MUMBLE GRUMBLE DON'T TALK SHIT*

[dearkaiserin]

[She makes a noncommittal noise and stands up, grabbing the cuffs from the table and tucking them into her coat.]

...Find your painkillers. Talking down here isn't ideal.

[mydsign]

[well, obviously you'd have cuffs, you're a cop, right]

[He rummages for the meds, distracted. When he finally finds the right bottle he pops a few and leans against the counter.]

Is he here?

[destinyhero]

If you two are just going to badmouth Saiou, I'll just go.

*>8(*

[dearkaiserin]

If you hadn't noticed, I stopped.

[For her sake. And protecting someone else's delicate feelings isn't something she normally does.]

He's not here, that I know of.

[mydsign]

[That's good and bad. Ed usually mulls over weird new details in cases with him, but.... he... probably shouldn't in this case.

LUCKILY he's not as attached to Saiou as some Eds.]

What makes you suspect him? You seem pretty sure of yourself.

[destinyhero]

*SIIIGH FINE*

I saw one the other day.

*ps stfu willed you TRAITOR*

[dearkaiserin]

Really?

[Then, back to the other Ed--]

He was fairly open about it.

[mydsign]

[He goes quiet, looking TROUBLED. He doesn't really want to believe it.]

He told you?

...



Why didn't you arrest him?

[destinyhero]

...Arrest her? Are you stupid?

*glances at ryoko*

He was wearing a suit... He was a little strange.

*and a VERY awkward hugger*

[dearkaiserin]

...I don't perform citizen's arrests. That's Ed's job--

[...he was wearing a suit.

Immediately, she tenses.]

Did he talk to you? What did he tell you?

[mydsign]

[jeeze i AM awkward and annoying]

...you're the head of the...

[He sighs. Might as well play along with the dream's weird logic.]

Where I come from, you're the head of the FBI's behavioral science unit. You've arrested plenty of people.

[But he listens to the girls conversation :s]

[destinyhero]

*.........EYEBROW RAISE*

Ryoko? A cop?

...He's from after... everything. Apparently he started being a manager, again... but not mine.

*she's NOT sulky about that rly :{*

[dearkaiserin]

[A "manager".

Somehow she finds it difficult to buy that that's all there is to it.

She narrows her eyes, continues to glance over at Edina as she speaks to the other Ed.]

...I doubt I'd fit into the police department.

[mydsign]

It's the FBI. You're not exactly a beat cop.

Technically, you're my supervisor.

[just throwing that out there]

What kind of manager?

[destinyhero]

........

*DON'T GIVE RYOKO MORE FETISH FUEL GOD*

A manager for Pros. Pro duelists.

1/2

[dearkaiserin]

Your supervisor?

[BRIEF MOMENT OF GLORIOUS POWER]

[dearkaiserin]

[...wait. right. subject.]

You're sure it's Pros?