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[STEVEN UNIVERSE THEME SONG HERE]

[The whole place has been turned inside-out again, or something. You've probably ended up on a boardwalk, or on the beach, and there's a vast, glittering ocean that stretches out from the island the mansion has become.

Oh, and you may have a sparkly stone somewhere on your body and fancy powers to match.

You might have new memories about your existence -- maybe you were a defender of Earth? maybe you're visiting to figure out what those rebel gems are up to? maybe you're just some unfortunate individual human trying to Keep Beach City Weird? -- or maybe you know jack squat about how you got to this place.

Hopefully you figure things out before the imminent monster invasion.]

pokévent???

["No! I must train the Pokémons" you shouted

The mansion said "No, (some dork). You are the Pokémons"

And then you were an Eevee or something.]

ONGOING EVENT THEME OR WHATEVER

[When you wake up this morning, the mansion looks considerably... spookier.

The walls seem creakier. The wallapaper's peeling. Spiderwebs and an inch of dust coat everything. It looks like nobody's been here in ages, and the shadows are very dark and deep.

There's a chill in the air and a sense that something's watching you.

HERE'S A COLLECTION OF MEMES TO CULL IDEAS FROM:
meme | meme | meme | meme | meme | meme ]

i can't believe i'm actually doing this

[fera has appeared

in the middle of one of the kitchens

fully clothed but also covered in whipped cream, with a single cherry on top of his head]

...what.

(no subject)

[SHIT

I FUCKED UP

I SOOOO FUCKED UP

He's found an armchair and he's just. sitting it, staring at his feet and a little stunned by his own earlier outburst.]

what the fuck was that

[He may need a little friendly advice.]

DEADLY SIN EVENT oops

[In the main dining hall of the mansion -- funny, there wasn't a main dining hall before, was there? -- there's a lavish spread set out on the table. The whole place seems decorated for some kind of party.

Some of the food is quite normal, but...a few of the dishes will have slightly unfortunate effects.

GLUTTONY: Lemon Pound Cake
ENVY: Cantaloupe
LUST: Chocolate Mousse with Chantilly Creme
PRIDE: Lamb Stew (with bay leaves)
SLOTH: Pulled Pork Sandwiches
GREED: Yubari King Melon
WRATH: Hot and Sour Noodles

They'll dissipate as soon as you leave the room, so you should count yourself lucky...right?]

(no subject)

[...uh

excuse me

why am i sleeping on an egg]

here's a flight rising event because i'm trash

[hey congrats you're a dragon now

the mansion is considerably scaled up to accommodate some of its suddenly larger inhabitants. although there's also the possibility you're a fae and half the size you were before, so that might cause some trouble

also, you might walk into a room and find that it's 500 feet in the air, or underwater, or pitch dark and full of glowing mushrooms, or full of FESTERING DECAYING FLESH or something, nbd]

DECKS ON THE BEACH

*there is a BEACH. there is a FIRE. there are hot dogs and s'more supplies and a frankly criminal amount of alcohol all ready to be consumed.

it's a PARTY ON THE BEACH. you know like in the crime shows where someone wanders away from the fire and into the woods and gets HORRIBLE MURDERED. but surely that won't happen. here at mansions dot dw it's all. perfectly. safe.*

(no subject)

I DUNNO WHERE ELSE TO STICK THESE BUT I NEVER MET A DOLL MAKER I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE MY RP CHARACTERS IN NOW SHARE MY PAIN link

ITP: EVERYONE HAS AMNESIA, YES EVEN YOU

........................................................................ wait. Who am I?

what am i doing

[sits in the pantry surrounded by PILES OF TEA BOXES

looking vaguely perturbed

:'(]

The Sex Ed meme

[no, not THAT ed

details are over here!]

a lovely, crooning melody drifts through the halls~!!

[no it's just this doofus on his ukulele

he's in a plush living room and he's taped a sign to the doorframe that says FREE LOVE ADVICE]

(no subject)

[What was going on? What was the plot? Who even knows this is just a dum musebox

Maybe for Pi day there's pie everywhere and she has strawberry crumble all over her face.]

!NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING!

[Sketti doesn't know where he is, but he found the kitchen. The magically restocked kitchen.

He's not too stressed about this ordeal.

There's some munching going on in the kitchen, he found the fried shrimp!! Watch out 'joumes you're gonna be rained on with affection if you stumble upon him.]

POKEMON EVENT

*there is a colorful anime critter (or several) that love u now. go out and be a pokemon master.

(there may also be relevant outfits! and relevant anythings else u want)*

Monster Ball

You wake up one day and are a monster!

Coincidentally, all of your clothes have been converted to something very fancy and victorian looking, as has everything else in the mansion.

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(from here shhhh)

The Nonsexual Intimacy Meme

Intimacy is NOT necessarily about full sexual contact. Intimacy is all about two people forming a connection and bond between them. That involves becoming best friends, trusting each other, knowing each other, understanding each other. Intimacy is grown and developed, it can't be rushed.

Nonsexual forms of intimacy can add a great deal of depth and variety to fiction. On one end of the spectrum, they provide extra steps to support the journey from meeting a potential mate through romance, sex, and marriage. In the middle, they convey the import of family and professional connections, distinguishing those from more casual acquaintances. On the other end, they form much of the glue in primary relationships for people who don't base their ties on sexuality. Sex and romance are valuable, but they're not everything.

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DUEL MONSTER COSPLAY INTERLUDE

[SUDDENLY YOU DECIDE TO PUT ON AN ELABORATE COSTUME AND GO TO THE COURTYARD

Some unknown force has produced a weird cross between a traditional festival and an anime convention, complete with nondescript shades manning the booths. There's plenty of food around, too.

The whole thing will look weirdly familiar to current or former DA students.]