pokévent???

[dearkaiserin]

["No! I must train the Pokémons" you shouted

The mansion said "No, (some dork). You are the Pokémons"

And then you were an Eevee or something.]

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[perfect_thunder]

...

Why is the kitchen on fire?!

[he's not really yelling at anyone in particular since he hasn't SEEN anyone, but...

yeah he's a normal human dweeb]

[pyrrhic_thunder]

[ ^^^ it was me, the awesome hot houndoom]

[dearkaiserin]

[WHO'S IN WHOSE TERRITORY NOW, HUH

There's a HUGE lady Mightyena in the doorframe with her hackles raised and she doesn't look too happy.]

[dearkaiserin]

[STALKS HER TERRITORY FOR INTRUDERS

she...doesn't really remember that she was a human without a pokébackstory at the moment]

[goingtohellanyway]

[what is this some kind of mystery dungeon bullshit

He wasn't even here five seconds ago and now he's sitting in the middle of the floor as a very perplexed and irritated Gallade.]