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Hell Kaiserin Marufuji Ryoko ([personal profile] dearkaiserin) wrote in [community profile] mansions2014-10-06 02:14 pm

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[...uh

excuse me

why am i sleeping on an egg]
pyrrhic_thunder: (bangshadows)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-06 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[I dunno if they got their clothes back after they poofed back into humans, but

his are gone regardless

he's snoring with his arm hooked around another egg.]
pyrrhic_thunder: (wut)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-06 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Snngh?

[He's swayed half-awake and curls up tighter around his egg to protest, mumbling something raspy and incoherent. He's sore as HELL for some mysterious reason that might have to do with some fresh wounds and bitemarks all over him]

pyrrhic_thunder: (wut)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-06 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[GRUNTS UNHAPPILY but he rolls onto his back, SHAMELESS, and sits up to rub at his eyes. He coughs a few times, thumping his chest.]

Whassit?

...



[blinks a few times before he realizes 1) there's a naked lady in bed with him

and 2) who she is]


....Uh.

[SO SMOOTH. His eyes keep flicking down to her boobs and then quickly looking away.]
pyrrhic_thunder: (collar)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-06 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
....Hi.

Ahuehm.

[He coughs again and casually pulls the blanket up over his most PRIVATE PARTS]

This place is--

[He stops muttering when he sees the scar. It's almost un familiar at first, seeing it on someone else, a scar instead of a burn, and he furrows his brow as he scrutinizes it.]
pyrrhic_thunder: (collar)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-06 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[well on some level he's still a weenie joume]

[He looks back and forth between her scar and the brand on his side. They couldn't BOTH be that unlucky, could they?]

Is that...?

[He doesn't finish; she can probably tell by his grimace that he already knows what it is.]
pyrrhic_thunder: (bangshadows)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-06 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[He pulls his gaze away and looks at the rumpled blankets in his lap.]

...first time I tried to get out. Few months in.
pyrrhic_thunder: (cig)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-07 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm... Yeah. First time I thought I could outsmart him. Next time I just thought I could outrun him.

[He sighs, reaching to the bed stand for a pack of cigs almost unconsciously.]

Wrong on both accounts.

[He pats the drawer down for a pack and

almost knocks an egg off the bed in the process]
pyrrhic_thunder: (EXCUSE ME)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-07 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[It finally dawns on him that the eggs are... well... there.]

What...

[He edges away from the LIGHTNING EGG, bumping up against the one he was cuddling in his sleep earlier.

Probably because it's super warm and toasty.]

...The hell?!
pyrrhic_thunder: (EXCUSE ME)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-07 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
We-- nest? How the hell do you figure--

...


[He happens to glance at one of the bitemarks on his arm and suddenly IT ALL COMES FLOODING BACK.

He picks up the warm egg and regards it uncertainly. There's a definite living glow from that one, too.]

Like........ kids?

[I AM NOT READY TO BE A DRAGONDAD]
pyrrhic_thunder: (collar)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-07 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well


Maybe



when they hatch they can just be released into the wild or somethin.

I mean



They're. Dragons. Right?

[dad of the year right here]
pyrrhic_thunder: (collar)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-07 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I sure don't know how to... raise them or anything!

Fubuki?

[i can't remember if obsidian ever introduced himself as anything but another kaiser lol]

Eh.... Since these things are just... temporary, maybe they'll disappear too.
pyrrhic_thunder: (collar)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-07 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
...She know something about dragons?

[He sounds a bit incredulous. flying around in the ridic red-eyes costume doesn't count]

Yeah... I mean... that'd probably be best.

[His warm orangey egg is a lot smaller than Kaiserin's and it's just kind of sitting in his lap :T ]

Maybe they're not even real. Just this place fuckin with us some more.
pyrrhic_thunder: (EXCUSE ME)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-07 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[oh jeeze don't shoot me with your egg]

I mean... I guess so, but...

[but i'm a weenie]

[He cups his egg and lifts it up... then wheezes out a sigh.]

I'm not cut out for this.

[The egg glows a little more brightly where he's touching it, and a few tiny flames lick up from its surface. He almost drops it in surprise, but he catches himself.]

I don't know anything about kids! ... Or dragons!