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[pyrrhic_thunder]

[FIRE IS A KIND OF LIGHT, RIGHT

currently collecting all flammable liquids from the kitchen]

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[pyrrhic_thunder]

They can't cower behind locked doors if we burn them down.

[DIGS THE HIGH PROOF VODKA OUT OF THE CABINET]

[dearkaiserin]

Of course you would.

[arm-cross.]

And if our targets burn as well?

[pyrrhic_thunder]

One way or another, they won't be a threat to Saiou-sama!

[he seems pretty cheerful about this, in general]

[dearkaiserin]

[Hah.]

If they aren't judged for their heresies, it's pointless.

[leeeans on the counter]

[pyrrhic_thunder]

[SIGH]

Fine, I'll burn them afterwards.

[he sounds almost. petulant]

[dearkaiserin]

[pfft

ruffles the buzzsaw.]

It'll be all the more glorious if you delay it, don't you think?

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[pyrrhic_thunder]

[He sulks a little, but he still gathers up some of the most flammable stuff.]

[pyrrhic_thunder]

In the meantime, maybe I can burn you.

[it's hard to tell if he's flirting or being skeezy or what. i mean this is inferno]

[dearkaiserin]

[...pulls on the buzzsaw in mid-ruffle]

Don't push your luck.

[She hasn't stopped smiling, though.]

[pyrrhic_thunder]

[ow :'(

He scowls.]

Well, what do you propose we do?

[dearkaiserin]

Well.

Either we could seek them out right away...

Or you could try to change my mind.

[pyrrhic_thunder]

[hmmm

HMMMM

torn between my horniness and loyalty to saiou :'{ ]

I guess we ougtha get to work.

[grump |[ ]

[dearkaiserin]

[AH YES MY POWER IS GREAT]

Mm. We should.

Maybe you'll kill two birds with one stone.

[you know how i love it when you destroy people ;>

She heads for the exit to look for...someone to question, i guess.]

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[pyrrhic_thunder]

[AWW YEAHH

He follows her as they head to that damn hallway full of jerks]

i'm the worst

[nerf_rogues]

[He's hanging around outside Red's door with some snacks, but the room's been empty the last few times he checked on it, so he was looking to see if he's back yet 8( ]

you ARE the worst

[dearkaiserin]

[...Well. At least this target's big, even if it does look like some of his bulk won't be useful to him. more interesting than kidnapping an asthmatic blind kid

She approaches from behind and doesn't bother with her usual shoulder-tap before she speaks.]

This one looks half-converted already.

[NODS 2 THE HAIR]

sorry nerf :[

[nerf_rogues]

E-eh?

[He blinks and looks over his shoulder at the voice.

w-why are you two all dressed in white

oh god!!! he holds his snacks in front of him a little defensively]

W... what do you want?

[dearkaiserin]

Only your cooperation.

Or your combustion.

[Grin.]

It all depends.

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[pyrrhic_thunder]

[TO DEMONSTRATE, he takes out one of his torches and lights it up menacingly, snickering all the while]

[nerf_rogues]

[ohgod oh god oh god

He drops his tray of snacks and goes for the nearest door, knocking on it desperately 8( ]

S-stay back! You don't want me!

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[blizzardkaiser]

[WRONG ROOM, NERF, KEEP TRYING]

[dearkaiserin]

If that were the case, I would have no reason to leave you alive.

It might yet be true, but...

[pokes him in the shoulder with her painstakingly cleaned whip-thing]

You might have some use.

[nerf_rogues]

I-I don't, really. I-I'm bad at being possessed.

[He holds his hands up in front of himself defensively, trying to inch to the next door.]

B-besides, it. It'd be a bad idea.

[dearkaiserin]

[She seems unconvinced.]

"Possessed"?

I should lash you open for your sacrilege.

[PRODS WITH THE WHIP AGAIN those dangly-bits look awfully sharp]

You'll be purified.

[nerf_rogues]

[sob]

P-please, no, I-I can't get involved in this, you don't understand -- it's not me I'm worried about, I --

[the door he's leaning against suddenly opens and he tumbles onto the floor in the room. x_x]