[He's hanging around outside Red's door with some snacks, but the room's been empty the last few times he checked on it, so he was looking to see if he's back yet 8( ]
[...Well. At least this target's big, even if it does look like some of his bulk won't be useful to him. more interesting than kidnapping an asthmatic blind kid
She approaches from behind and doesn't bother with her usual shoulder-tap before she speaks.]
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[DIGS THE HIGH PROOF VODKA OUT OF THE CABINET]
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[arm-cross.]
And if our targets burn as well?
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[he seems pretty cheerful about this, in general]
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If they aren't judged for their heresies, it's pointless.
[leeeans on the counter]
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Fine, I'll burn them afterwards.
[he sounds almost. petulant]
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ruffles the buzzsaw.]
It'll be all the more glorious if you delay it, don't you think?
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[it's hard to tell if he's flirting or being skeezy or what. i mean this is inferno]
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Don't push your luck.
[She hasn't stopped smiling, though.]
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He scowls.]
Well, what do you propose we do?
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Either we could seek them out right away...
Or you could try to change my mind.
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HMMMM
torn between my horniness and loyalty to saiou :'{ ]
I guess we ougtha get to work.
[grump |[ ]
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Mm. We should.
Maybe you'll kill two birds with one stone.
[you know how i love it when you destroy people ;>
She heads for the exit to look for...someone to question, i guess.]
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He follows her as they head to that damn hallway full of jerks]
i'm the worst
you ARE the worst
She approaches from behind and doesn't bother with her usual shoulder-tap before she speaks.]
This one looks half-converted already.
[NODS 2 THE HAIR]
sorry nerf :[
[He blinks and looks over his shoulder at the voice.
w-why are you two all dressed in white
oh god!!! he holds his snacks in front of him a little defensively]
W... what do you want?
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Or your combustion.
[Grin.]
It all depends.
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He drops his tray of snacks and goes for the nearest door, knocking on it desperately 8( ]
S-stay back! You don't want me!
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It might yet be true, but...
[pokes him in the shoulder with her painstakingly cleaned whip-thing]
You might have some use.
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[He holds his hands up in front of himself defensively, trying to inch to the next door.]
B-besides, it. It'd be a bad idea.
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"Possessed"?
I should lash you open for your sacrilege.
[PRODS WITH THE WHIP AGAIN those dangly-bits look awfully sharp]
You'll be purified.
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P-please, no, I-I can't get involved in this, you don't understand -- it's not me I'm worried about, I --
[the door he's leaning against suddenly opens and he tumbles onto the floor in the room. x_x]
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OKAY 2/2
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SO MUCH FOR MY COOL ZALGO TEXT sigh
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