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[pyrrhic_thunder]

[FIRE IS A KIND OF LIGHT, RIGHT

currently collecting all flammable liquids from the kitchen]

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[sonatadespair]

*:I*

Are you going to leave any for the rest of us?

[pyrrhic_thunder]

[He looks over at his shoulder. tbh you look enough like thistle for him to just assume u are]

I've got something I can give you.

[it's hard to tell if he's threatening her or being skeezy because hahahah sorry inferno is gross :( ]

[dearkaiserin]

[...Well okay then.]

What's all this for?

[picks up a can of cooking spray and examines it]

[pyrrhic_thunder]

They can't cower behind locked doors if we burn them down.

[DIGS THE HIGH PROOF VODKA OUT OF THE CABINET]

[sonatadespair]

How perfectly repulsive.

*humans are gross >:[*

[pyrrhic_thunder]

You sure are.

I can make you better, though!

[gets out a can of cooking spray and a lighter 8>]

[dearkaiserin]

Of course you would.

[arm-cross.]

And if our targets burn as well?

[pyrrhic_thunder]

One way or another, they won't be a threat to Saiou-sama!

[he seems pretty cheerful about this, in general]

[sonatadespair]

Hmm.

*mouths a few syllables of a STRANGE LANGUAGE........

the floor plates right in front of red's feet explode in a cloud of dust

by the time the dust settles, she's walked off in boredom :| dum humans*

[dearkaiserin]

[Hah.]

If they aren't judged for their heresies, it's pointless.

[leeeans on the counter]

[pyrrhic_thunder]

[SIGH]

Fine, I'll burn them afterwards.

[he sounds almost. petulant]

[dearkaiserin]

[pfft

ruffles the buzzsaw.]

It'll be all the more glorious if you delay it, don't you think?

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[pyrrhic_thunder]

[He sulks a little, but he still gathers up some of the most flammable stuff.]

[pyrrhic_thunder]

In the meantime, maybe I can burn you.

[it's hard to tell if he's flirting or being skeezy or what. i mean this is inferno]

[dearkaiserin]

[...pulls on the buzzsaw in mid-ruffle]

Don't push your luck.

[She hasn't stopped smiling, though.]

[pyrrhic_thunder]

[ow :'(

He scowls.]

Well, what do you propose we do?

[dearkaiserin]

Well.

Either we could seek them out right away...

Or you could try to change my mind.

[pyrrhic_thunder]

[hmmm

HMMMM

torn between my horniness and loyalty to saiou :'{ ]

I guess we ougtha get to work.

[grump |[ ]

[dearkaiserin]

[AH YES MY POWER IS GREAT]

Mm. We should.

Maybe you'll kill two birds with one stone.

[you know how i love it when you destroy people ;>

She heads for the exit to look for...someone to question, i guess.]

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[pyrrhic_thunder]

[AWW YEAHH

He follows her as they head to that damn hallway full of jerks]

i'm the worst

[nerf_rogues]

[He's hanging around outside Red's door with some snacks, but the room's been empty the last few times he checked on it, so he was looking to see if he's back yet 8( ]

you ARE the worst

[dearkaiserin]

[...Well. At least this target's big, even if it does look like some of his bulk won't be useful to him. more interesting than kidnapping an asthmatic blind kid

She approaches from behind and doesn't bother with her usual shoulder-tap before she speaks.]

This one looks half-converted already.

[NODS 2 THE HAIR]

sorry nerf :[

[nerf_rogues]

E-eh?

[He blinks and looks over his shoulder at the voice.

w-why are you two all dressed in white

oh god!!! he holds his snacks in front of him a little defensively]

W... what do you want?

[dearkaiserin]

Only your cooperation.

Or your combustion.

[Grin.]

It all depends.

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[pyrrhic_thunder]

[TO DEMONSTRATE, he takes out one of his torches and lights it up menacingly, snickering all the while]