anangryinch: (suspicious)
'Thistle' ([personal profile] anangryinch) wrote in [community profile] mansions2013-09-18 11:54 pm

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[Thistle's in a bad mood, not that it'd be easy to tell one of her bad moods from her good moods. She's lounging in an armchair in the study and sharpening a throwing knife. When she's satisfied, she flings it at the entrance.

Should you happen to walk in at this moment, this will probably sail uncomfortably close to your head and land with a loud thwack as it's embedded in the door frame.]
dearkaiserin: (GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE)

[personal profile] dearkaiserin 2013-09-19 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[She's going to be coming around the chair now so she can grab Thistle by the shirtfront.]

If you hurt her I will snap your neck.

Clear?
dearkaiserin: (ihu.)

[personal profile] dearkaiserin 2013-09-19 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooooh that's. uh.

The tightening of her grip on Thistle's shirt and the quickening of her breath could easily be mistaken for the symptoms of fear.]

You. won't hurt her.
dearkaiserin: (ohgod /blushu)

[personal profile] dearkaiserin 2013-09-19 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[o-oh.

She flushes as Thistle draws the knife (with such an expert hand) over her throat.]

She. She's my.

Nnh...

[when was the last time you had this effect on a lady thistle]
dearkaiserin: (ohgod /blushu)

[personal profile] dearkaiserin 2013-09-19 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
She's my...

[Rival? Friend? With benefits? It's hard to concentrate on this question when there's a beautiful person working on her with a knife.]

She...mmh...she's important. to me.

[The fist clenched in Thistle's sweater is beginning to relax.]
dearkaiserin: (ohgod /blushu)

[personal profile] dearkaiserin 2013-09-20 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[oh well i'll need to consider my options carefullyes]

You...can't hurt her. mmf

[Her tongue flicks out for a moment to taste the blood on the knife.

Her hand moves from Thistle entirely now, so she can brace herself on the back of the chair as she leans in.]
dearkaiserin: (ihu.)

[personal profile] dearkaiserin 2013-09-20 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
...

...You're confused?

After that?

[She feels like it has to be pretty clear what just happened.]
dearkaiserin: (o rly.)

[personal profile] dearkaiserin 2013-09-20 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
...Do I really have to explain this.

That. Just now. I was getting off on it.
dearkaiserin: (Better than you.)

[personal profile] dearkaiserin 2013-09-20 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
[After a moment, she straightens up.]

If you weren't familiar with that reaction, did you have much of a "touch" in the first place?

[She should probably do something about the blood dripping down her neck at some point, but the conversation takes precedence.]
dearkaiserin: (Better than you.)

[personal profile] dearkaiserin 2013-09-20 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt most people would have that response to a knife, really.

[She runs a finger over the cut across her throat.]

But maybe you forgot over the centuries.

Or maybe you were just bad in bed.
dearkaiserin: (Better than you.)

[personal profile] dearkaiserin 2013-09-20 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Who says we can't?
dearkaiserin: (ihu.)

[personal profile] dearkaiserin 2013-09-20 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Deadpan stare.]

And that makes sex impossible because...?
dearkaiserin: (ihu.)

[personal profile] dearkaiserin 2013-09-20 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[why did i ever propose sleeping with this woman]

Vital components.

Glad to know most of my experience doesn't count after all.

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