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[anangryinch]

[Thistle's in a bad mood, not that it'd be easy to tell one of her bad moods from her good moods. She's lounging in an armchair in the study and sharpening a throwing knife. When she's satisfied, she flings it at the entrance.

Should you happen to walk in at this moment, this will probably sail uncomfortably close to your head and land with a loud thwack as it's embedded in the door frame.]

Comments

[dearkaiserin]

I doubt most people would have that response to a knife, really.

[She runs a finger over the cut across her throat.]

But maybe you forgot over the centuries.

Or maybe you were just bad in bed.

[anangryinch]

Tch.

How flattering. A shame I can't indulge your curiosity about my skills.

[dearkaiserin]

Who says we can't?

1/2

[anangryinch]

....

[anangryinch]

Have you failed to notice I'm no longer a man?!

[dearkaiserin]

...

[Deadpan stare.]

And that makes sex impossible because...?

[anangryinch]

[she looks at kaiserin like SHE's the dumb one]

I, quite regretfully, lack certain vital components.

[dearkaiserin]

[why did i ever propose sleeping with this woman]

Vital components.

Glad to know most of my experience doesn't count after all.

[anangryinch]

[have some pity on her, she hasn't wanked since she got zapped into a woman :'''( ]

I've no idea what you're rambling on about.

Though I suppose this is phallic enough.

[She artfully twirls her knife in her fingers. THAT's why]

[dearkaiserin]

[well maybe......]

Has it not occurred to you at any point that two women might be able to get each other off?

Or that a cock isn't actually strictly required?

[She's eyeing those knives much more suspiciously now.]

[anangryinch]

...

And how are women supposed to get off without one?

True, you might enjoy being stabbed, and I may even enjoy doing the stabbing, but I assure you it would hardly be the same thing.

[dearkaiserin]

...

I'm not demonstrating this for you.

On you, maybe. But I doubt you're inclined.

[anangryinch]

There's nothing to demonstrate!

[Yeah, she just looks kind of weirded out.]

I have resigned myself to leading a sexless existence. I don't need your lies.

[and by accepted i mean i'm angry and frustrated like all the time]

[dearkaiserin]

...hah. Have fun with your denial, then.

[She spins on her heel to face the door. If you're going to be stubborn...]

If you won't deliver I'll find someone who will.

[anangryinch]

[is red really that much better than me

really]

[She watches her go, still looking baffled.

She mutters about crazy women and goes back to sharpening. >:T]