POKEMON EVENT

[darkblackspace]

*there is a colorful anime critter (or several) that love u now. go out and be a pokemon master.

(there may also be relevant outfits! and relevant anythings else u want)*

Comments

[darkblackspace]

Wow. That sounds sooooo hard for you.

Isn't it exhausting being so grumpy all the time?

*idly pokes goomy and ignores the slime spatters on her cute garish suit*

[anangryinch]

I would not be so grumpy if this world were not so infuriatingly vexing.

[dunsparce wiggles around happily in her hand and flaps its useless little shitty wings]

I've seen far more dignified creatures than this and I'm insulted that this pest has chosen me.

[darkblackspace]

Somehow, I think you'd just find something else to be vexed about.

It doesn't need to be dignified! That's its charm point, right? Just look at him, he's so round and fat he can't even fly! That's adorable. 8)

[anangryinch]

That's ridiculous is what that is.

[i don't know what else she has... i guess a banette would be pretty thematically appropriate but]

I don't even know what we're meant to do with these stupid creatures!

[darkblackspace]

I don't know... I've just been petting them and feeding them snacks.

*PICKS UP A POKEPUFF FROM.. somewhere and offers it to her goomy.. somehow it chomps it up despite being literally the same size as it*

You like that, don't you, Pinkie?

[anangryinch]

Ugh.

I don't exactly have any rats on hand to feed this. Thing.

[are you even a snake, i can't tell

it stares longingly at space's pokepuffs :'( ]

[darkblackspace]

Ewww. Why don't you just give him these?

*TOSSES A PUFF AT THISTLE*

[anangryinch]

[puff'd]

...

This looks exactly like the things my landlord stuffs his craw with.

[DUNSPARCE WIGGLES EAGERLY FOR IT AND WHINES]

....oi.

[stuffs it in its mouth |:[ ]

[darkblackspace]

You don't need to force it in, you know. You need a delicate~ touch~.

[anangryinch]

I lack the capacity to do anything delicately, woman!

[except steal stuff

i guess

no i do that AWESOMELY]

[darkblackspace]

Then practice! Or are you saying it's too hard for you? I guess you're as talented as you claim!

[anangryinch]

I far prefer being rough.

[that sounds pretty indecent]

[darkblackspace]

Well, if you wanna play rough with your snake, that's your business, I guess.

*;)*