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[He walked through the door to the pantry to find the tea, and this is DEFINITELY not the pantry.

So he's just parked himself on the floor in front of the door, and he's sitting.

And staring.

And waiting.]

[he's in a dress shirt and a nice leather collar, what kind of kaiser is this anyway]

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...I'm waiting for Ed.

[you vaguely boob-y impostor]

*opens mouth

closes mouth*

That... didn't even begin to answer my question. Dare I ask why?

He told me to make him tea. This was supposed to be the pantry.

...

It wasn't.

[thank u ryo]

...

...

...

You make me tea.

...You know how to make tea?

...Of course I do.

[which is his answer to both things, I suppose.

HE LOOKS A LITTLE INSULTED tea is one of the few things all the kaisers know how to make]

*WELL I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU NEAR A KITCHEN, GOD*

I fail to see what's "of course" about it.

You're very strange.

*>:s*

Seems like a strange thing to leave off the list.

[ah yes there is the...insult? he can't really tell this time]

So I'm told.

The list?

*does 'strange' even qualify as an insult. really.*

[well...no, that's sort of just a statement of fact.]

Of my duties.

[stares at the door...]

Since when does the Hell Kaiser have "duties"?

...

[Well. That's something he didn't expect to hear from...almost-Ed.]

I'm not the Hell Kaiser.

Then who are you?

Just a dog.

"Ryo", if you need a name.

A what.

*what the FUCK dude ryoko*

...Did I not speak clearly enough?

[that's not sarcastic he's actually wondering]

*I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE*

What do you mean by "dog".

A pet. Companion. Servant. Bodyguard.

Property of the Phoenix family.

I would think you would know.

.........................Excuse me?

*wtf!!!!!!!!!!*

I was a birthday present.

He wasn't happy with the idea at first.

[plays with the collar...]

*this is getting more surreal by the minute*

Are you serious...? This would be in bad taste for a joke, even for you.

Obviously.

[DOES THIS LIKE THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO JOKES]

You do know slavery is against the law, right?

*lol the law. your ed was that naive once :(*

Underground doesn't care much about the law.

[oooooops he's a lot more willing to talk about his past than kaiserin]

Oi.

*crouches down to HIS LEVEL*

I think you'd better start from the beginning.

[...why are you on the floor you hate the floor...]

...from when you defeated the Kaiser, then?