blizzardkaiser: (lineface)
Fubuki "Blizzard Kaiser" Tenjoin ([personal profile] blizzardkaiser) wrote in [community profile] mansions2013-09-14 04:41 pm

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[Obsidian.

Obsidian, stop that.

People are going to need to use the kitchen sometime.

You can't just sit in front of the oven and watch the burner.

Obsidian, no.]
pyrrhic_thunder: (smirk)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2013-09-15 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Here, watch.

[He lights his torch again and tilts his head alll the way back.]

Fire will always go upwards, so you have to point your mouth up, too. That way you can put th' end of the torch in there without burnin' your cheeks or anything.

Then you exhale and blow it out, or close your mouth around it and suffocate it. It'll go out almost instantly, but don't be surprised if you end up with a bunch of blisters on your lips.

[He slooooowly lowers the torch into his mouth and it never dawns on him how PHALLIC it looks lmao]
pyrrhic_thunder: (cough)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2013-09-15 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[what's with those icons obsidian]

Don't swallow, you'll end up hocking up.. gh...

[speaking of. He tries to restrain it, but he starts coughing, gripping the edge of a table for balance. He usually does his tricks faster than that, and taking big deep demonstrative breaths pushed his lungs too hard.]


pyrrhic_thunder: (cough)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2013-09-15 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh... maybe you should call me shishou ;> ]

[He recovers for a moment and waves dismissively, shaking his head between coughs.]

Nhh... No.... I just...

[wheeze]

Breathed too damn much, I guess.

[BITTER MUMBLE]
pyrrhic_thunder: (collar)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2013-09-16 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Collars, cigarettes, occupational hazards.

[His cough falls into a wheezy, bitter chuckle. It takes a lot out of him, though, so he crumples down into a chair.]