dearkaiserin: (ihu.)
Hell Kaiserin Marufuji Ryoko ([personal profile] dearkaiserin) wrote in [community profile] mansions2014-10-06 02:14 pm

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[...uh

excuse me

why am i sleeping on an egg]
pyrrhic_thunder: (bangshadows)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-06 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[He pulls his gaze away and looks at the rumpled blankets in his lap.]

...first time I tried to get out. Few months in.
pyrrhic_thunder: (cig)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-07 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm... Yeah. First time I thought I could outsmart him. Next time I just thought I could outrun him.

[He sighs, reaching to the bed stand for a pack of cigs almost unconsciously.]

Wrong on both accounts.

[He pats the drawer down for a pack and

almost knocks an egg off the bed in the process]
pyrrhic_thunder: (EXCUSE ME)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-07 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[It finally dawns on him that the eggs are... well... there.]

What...

[He edges away from the LIGHTNING EGG, bumping up against the one he was cuddling in his sleep earlier.

Probably because it's super warm and toasty.]

...The hell?!
pyrrhic_thunder: (EXCUSE ME)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-07 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
We-- nest? How the hell do you figure--

...


[He happens to glance at one of the bitemarks on his arm and suddenly IT ALL COMES FLOODING BACK.

He picks up the warm egg and regards it uncertainly. There's a definite living glow from that one, too.]

Like........ kids?

[I AM NOT READY TO BE A DRAGONDAD]
pyrrhic_thunder: (collar)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-07 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well


Maybe



when they hatch they can just be released into the wild or somethin.

I mean



They're. Dragons. Right?

[dad of the year right here]
pyrrhic_thunder: (collar)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-07 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I sure don't know how to... raise them or anything!

Fubuki?

[i can't remember if obsidian ever introduced himself as anything but another kaiser lol]

Eh.... Since these things are just... temporary, maybe they'll disappear too.
pyrrhic_thunder: (collar)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-07 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
...She know something about dragons?

[He sounds a bit incredulous. flying around in the ridic red-eyes costume doesn't count]

Yeah... I mean... that'd probably be best.

[His warm orangey egg is a lot smaller than Kaiserin's and it's just kind of sitting in his lap :T ]

Maybe they're not even real. Just this place fuckin with us some more.
pyrrhic_thunder: (EXCUSE ME)

[personal profile] pyrrhic_thunder 2014-10-07 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[oh jeeze don't shoot me with your egg]

I mean... I guess so, but...

[but i'm a weenie]

[He cups his egg and lifts it up... then wheezes out a sigh.]

I'm not cut out for this.

[The egg glows a little more brightly where he's touching it, and a few tiny flames lick up from its surface. He almost drops it in surprise, but he catches himself.]

I don't know anything about kids! ... Or dragons!