[oh jeeze don't shoot me with your egg]

I mean... I guess so, but...

[but i'm a weenie]

[He cups his egg and lifts it up... then wheezes out a sigh.]

I'm not cut out for this.

[The egg glows a little more brightly where he's touching it, and a few tiny flames lick up from its surface. He almost drops it in surprise, but he catches himself.]

I don't know anything about kids! ... Or dragons!