ONGOING EVENT THEME OR WHATEVER

[anangryinch]

[When you wake up this morning, the mansion looks considerably... spookier.

The walls seem creakier. The wallapaper's peeling. Spiderwebs and an inch of dust coat everything. It looks like nobody's been here in ages, and the shadows are very dark and deep.

There's a chill in the air and a sense that something's watching you.

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Comments

[straightandnarrow]

...yeah.

[oh god i didn't mean to yell at my scary auntuncle]

[yukio looks SUSPICIOUSLY related to a joume too ;> ]

1/2

[dearkaiserin]

[She'll probably register the family resemblance in a second, right now she's just...trying not to think about the only time in the past there was a possibility she'd get pregnant oops :{ ]

...with. who, exactly.

[likesbigdecks]

...

...

...

There's someone else in the bag.

[gr8 timing yukio]

[straightandnarrow]

You--

[He looks down when Yukio interrupts.]


....someone else?

[oh god yukio's in a bodybag with his dad. awkward]

[likesbigdecks]

Yeah, someone else, I think he's still got a head, but...

I don't think he's alive.

[HE LOOKS JUST A LITTLE SICK]

[straightandnarrow]

[is yukio's headless body groping masokaiser's]

[YEAH HE KINDA DOES TOO]

S... so it's a serial killer.




Maybe the zombies will eat him...?

[likesbigdecks]

[HOPEFULLY NOT]

But then they might get my--

Ow!

[WHY IS HE GETTING SO HURT TODAY]

Someone stepped on me!

oops 2/2

[dearkaiserin]

...we might as well find him, then.

[MIRACULOUS RECOVERY

She looks Justice over somewhat critically.]

Do you know how to use any of this?

[waves at the weapon pile]

[straightandnarrow]

I

[having to admit he doesn't know something looks almost physically PAINFUL]

...no. My parents wouldn't let me touch anything like that.

[i'm no dark hero sorry :'( ]

What's the

safest thing.

[dearkaiserin]

[...ed have you GONE SOFT or something

She snorts, but glances over the pile.]

It's harder to hurt yourself with a crowbar but you need to be at close range. Same for a bat. Stun guns are fine but I don't know how they'll affect these things.

And there's no really "safe" weapon. Especially if you're untrained and you only have one hand free.

[She glances quickly at the drawer.]

Unless you also woke up with mysterious knowledge of firearms?