ONGOING EVENT THEME OR WHATEVER

[anangryinch]

[When you wake up this morning, the mansion looks considerably... spookier.

The walls seem creakier. The wallapaper's peeling. Spiderwebs and an inch of dust coat everything. It looks like nobody's been here in ages, and the shadows are very dark and deep.

There's a chill in the air and a sense that something's watching you.

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[straightandnarrow]

[oh my GODDDDDDDDDDD

I'M JUST GOING TO HIDE BEHIND THE BED WITH YUKIO'S HEAD AND BE MOMENTARILY USELESS i got more of my mom's weenie genes than i'd like to admit]

1/2

[dearkaiserin]

[The wave's coming faster, so she drops the pistol and grabs something a little more heavy weight. It's not entirely clear what it is but it's certainly BIGGER AND LOUDER.]

FUCK OFF

[likesbigdecks]

are we killing zombies now

[straightandnarrow]

I don't know what's going on anymore!

[APPARENTLY

He's a bit AWED and slightly terrified by his auntuncle, but

He can't JUST sit here like a DUM BABY.

He scans the weapon pile and bites his lip...

And when something reaches around the mattress, he yelps and smashes it with the nearest thing he could grab, a crowbar.

...

now i have green blood on my face oh my GOOOD]

[dearkaiserin]

[she sees some SMASHING out of the corner of her eye]

Hah! Now you're getting it!

[She shoves the barrel of the gun into one of the creatures' faces and fires and oh god there's abomination brains all over the doorframe now.

Luckily, this wave seems to be slowing down already -- now she's just picking off the stragglers and making sure the downed ones stay down.]

[straightandnarrow]

[He holds the crowbar, just slightly traumatized, before dropping it and quickly wiping the gunk off his face. Too bad it's also all over his CRISP GREY UNIFORM too.]

What the hell are these things?!

[whoops i said a bad word, now i'm fat AND bad]

[dearkaiserin]

Who knows?

[BLAM

The last one standing falls to the ground. It looks like this wave is over.]

But they've been after me since this morning.

I did need stress relief.

[She grabs a towel off the ground and wipes her face.]

What's your name?

[straightandnarrow]

....Justice.

[yeah ed would use that name

he's a little too out of it to do the whole JUSTICE RAYNE PHOENIX thing

He looks down at his lap and the drawer with. Yukio's head]

If those things are... around, I don't know if we can find the rest of his body.

[dearkaiserin]

...Justice? Really, Ed?

[She starts to reload, leaning back against one of the chairs she added to the barricade.]

It's possible. You just have to fight through them.

Why are you even looking for the body?

[yukio's still just starin at both of them]

[straightandnarrow]

Well, we can't just leave him like this!

[He motions with the drawer, which might make yukio roll around a little sry]

1/2

[likesbigdecks]

[rolls to the side, bonks his nose :'(]

Ow, hey!

[dearkaiserin]

What are you planning to do? Sew him back together?

[straightandnarrow]

[He looks a little dispirited for a moment, then scowls.]

Well, what do you suggest we do?!

I would think you'd care a little more!

[dearkaiserin]

I didn't say not to try it, but a plan tends to be useful when you're putting your life at risk.

[She finishes reloading and trains the gun on the door again, watching Justice out of the corner of her eye.]

Why? You're strangers. Him especially.

[about that kaiserin]

[straightandnarrow]

He's your son!







Or




Some. Version of you's son.


[so that's what's in those eggs]

[dearkaiserin]

[--she drops the gun.]

My what.

[EGGS ARE ONE THING

SHE CAN DEAL WITH EGGS

THIS IS NOT EGGS]

[straightandnarrow]

...yeah.

[oh god i didn't mean to yell at my scary auntuncle]

[yukio looks SUSPICIOUSLY related to a joume too ;> ]

1/2

[dearkaiserin]

[She'll probably register the family resemblance in a second, right now she's just...trying not to think about the only time in the past there was a possibility she'd get pregnant oops :{ ]

...with. who, exactly.

[likesbigdecks]

...

...

...

There's someone else in the bag.

[gr8 timing yukio]

[straightandnarrow]

You--

[He looks down when Yukio interrupts.]


....someone else?

[oh god yukio's in a bodybag with his dad. awkward]

[likesbigdecks]

Yeah, someone else, I think he's still got a head, but...

I don't think he's alive.

[HE LOOKS JUST A LITTLE SICK]

[straightandnarrow]

[is yukio's headless body groping masokaiser's]

[YEAH HE KINDA DOES TOO]

S... so it's a serial killer.




Maybe the zombies will eat him...?

[likesbigdecks]

[HOPEFULLY NOT]

But then they might get my--

Ow!

[WHY IS HE GETTING SO HURT TODAY]

Someone stepped on me!

oops 2/2

[dearkaiserin]

...we might as well find him, then.

[MIRACULOUS RECOVERY

She looks Justice over somewhat critically.]

Do you know how to use any of this?

[waves at the weapon pile]

[straightandnarrow]

I

[having to admit he doesn't know something looks almost physically PAINFUL]

...no. My parents wouldn't let me touch anything like that.

[i'm no dark hero sorry :'( ]

What's the

safest thing.