ONGOING EVENT THEME OR WHATEVER

[anangryinch]

[When you wake up this morning, the mansion looks considerably... spookier.

The walls seem creakier. The wallapaper's peeling. Spiderwebs and an inch of dust coat everything. It looks like nobody's been here in ages, and the shadows are very dark and deep.

There's a chill in the air and a sense that something's watching you.

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[dearkaiserin]

[...oh. She appropriated someone's living space.]

...get back here, then. Before you get shot. Or eaten.

[She jerks her head towards the safe side of her makeshift barricade. there's an awful lot of weaponry and emergency supplies back there where did she even get all this]

Are you some kind of Ed?

[straightandnarrow]

[that's more LIKE it

He heads back over there with his. drawer full of head. sorry yukio]

...

Ed's my dad.

[He eyes the weapon stockpile uncertainly, then oh yeah i have your alternason's head]

I-I didn't do this!

[dearkaiserin]

Your dad?

[how did he manage to have biological children wtf

She peeks into the drawer.]

...Whose head is that?

[he looks WEIRDLY FAMILIAR too]

[straightandnarrow]

[probably the same way u did]

[He frowns slightly.]

Yukio! He's... I...'m not sure.



Still alive, somehow.

Who are you?

1/2

[likesbigdecks]

.......hi.

[did i just find my alternate universe mom

IS SHE GOING TO DATE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE DAD

THIS IS SO WEIRD]

[dearkaiserin]

[...talking disembodied head.]

...not the strangest thing I've seen today.

[She turns back to the door, readying the gun again. There are WEIRD NOISES coming from the hallway.]

Hell Kaiserin Ryoko Marufuji. Don't use my name. Kaiserin works.

You?

[OMINOUS DOOR-RATTLE]

[straightandnarrow]

[oh my god it is my ladyuncle]

I usually just call you Kaiser.

[you're so fricken TALL without the wheelchair]

Uh...

[He sets Yukio's. drawer down somewhere that seems relatively safe.]

He said someone. Did this to him.

1/2

[dearkaiserin]

...of course there's a Kaiser.

[She sounds weirdly displeased with the idea.]

So what took his body? This place is--

[dearkaiserin]

[THE DOOR BURSTS OPEN

IN COME WEIRD SHAMBLING VAGUELY HUMANOID TERRORS (DON'T WORRY JUSTICE THEY BLEED GREEN)

She starts picking them off with a handgun as they lurch in. luckily she's somehow been endowed with the knowledge of how the frick to aim]

[straightandnarrow]

[oh my GODDDDDDDDDDD

I'M JUST GOING TO HIDE BEHIND THE BED WITH YUKIO'S HEAD AND BE MOMENTARILY USELESS i got more of my mom's weenie genes than i'd like to admit]

1/2

[dearkaiserin]

[The wave's coming faster, so she drops the pistol and grabs something a little more heavy weight. It's not entirely clear what it is but it's certainly BIGGER AND LOUDER.]

FUCK OFF

[likesbigdecks]

are we killing zombies now

[straightandnarrow]

I don't know what's going on anymore!

[APPARENTLY

He's a bit AWED and slightly terrified by his auntuncle, but

He can't JUST sit here like a DUM BABY.

He scans the weapon pile and bites his lip...

And when something reaches around the mattress, he yelps and smashes it with the nearest thing he could grab, a crowbar.

...

now i have green blood on my face oh my GOOOD]

[dearkaiserin]

[she sees some SMASHING out of the corner of her eye]

Hah! Now you're getting it!

[She shoves the barrel of the gun into one of the creatures' faces and fires and oh god there's abomination brains all over the doorframe now.

Luckily, this wave seems to be slowing down already -- now she's just picking off the stragglers and making sure the downed ones stay down.]

[straightandnarrow]

[He holds the crowbar, just slightly traumatized, before dropping it and quickly wiping the gunk off his face. Too bad it's also all over his CRISP GREY UNIFORM too.]

What the hell are these things?!

[whoops i said a bad word, now i'm fat AND bad]

[dearkaiserin]

Who knows?

[BLAM

The last one standing falls to the ground. It looks like this wave is over.]

But they've been after me since this morning.

I did need stress relief.

[She grabs a towel off the ground and wipes her face.]

What's your name?

[straightandnarrow]

....Justice.

[yeah ed would use that name

he's a little too out of it to do the whole JUSTICE RAYNE PHOENIX thing

He looks down at his lap and the drawer with. Yukio's head]

If those things are... around, I don't know if we can find the rest of his body.

[dearkaiserin]

...Justice? Really, Ed?

[She starts to reload, leaning back against one of the chairs she added to the barricade.]

It's possible. You just have to fight through them.

Why are you even looking for the body?

[yukio's still just starin at both of them]

[straightandnarrow]

Well, we can't just leave him like this!

[He motions with the drawer, which might make yukio roll around a little sry]

1/2

[likesbigdecks]

[rolls to the side, bonks his nose :'(]

Ow, hey!

[dearkaiserin]

What are you planning to do? Sew him back together?

[straightandnarrow]

[He looks a little dispirited for a moment, then scowls.]

Well, what do you suggest we do?!

I would think you'd care a little more!

[dearkaiserin]

I didn't say not to try it, but a plan tends to be useful when you're putting your life at risk.

[She finishes reloading and trains the gun on the door again, watching Justice out of the corner of her eye.]

Why? You're strangers. Him especially.

[about that kaiserin]

[straightandnarrow]

He's your son!







Or




Some. Version of you's son.


[so that's what's in those eggs]

[dearkaiserin]

[--she drops the gun.]

My what.

[EGGS ARE ONE THING

SHE CAN DEAL WITH EGGS

THIS IS NOT EGGS]