ONGOING EVENT THEME OR WHATEVER

[anangryinch]

[When you wake up this morning, the mansion looks considerably... spookier.

The walls seem creakier. The wallapaper's peeling. Spiderwebs and an inch of dust coat everything. It looks like nobody's been here in ages, and the shadows are very dark and deep.

There's a chill in the air and a sense that something's watching you.

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[likesbigdecks]

...Yeah. Yeah, I should probably be dead at this point. But I'm not. And I can talk.

[He almost reminds himself to take deep breaths, except...well. What good is that going to do when he's not connected to his lungs?]

And...

[He stops for a second.]

...I can still sorta...feel my hands.

[straightandnarrow]

...Feel your hands?

[He dares to glance back the... head... GOD I NEVER WANTED HEAD FROM U YUKIO]

How. Do you mean?

[if you ever get your body back you can totally bully him about how pallid and nervous he looks right now]

[likesbigdecks]

[YEAH U WERE NEVER GONNA GET HEAD FROM ME ANYWAY probably

He's a little concerned about how sick Justice looks, but then he looks down contemplatively, trying to focus on the faint sensations.]

...like...I can't move them, but I can tell they're...touching my sides, I think?

And...I'm definitely moving. Dragging across the ground or something. And there's something sharp poking my shoulder.

[straightandnarrow]

Someone's... dragging the rest of you?

So

[something DINGS in his head about what Yukio said earlier]

There's a murderer around?!

[likesbigdecks]

...

...

.......yes.

[why do YOU look so nervous, Yukio, you're just a head]

...what is he gonna do with the rest of me?! What if he comes back for you?!

[straightandnarrow]

I don't know!

[i don't know if the gxgxers ever got into the LIFE ENDANGERING SHIT their parents got into constantly, but either way he picks the drawer back up and starts looking for someplace to hide.]

Did he just have a. A knife or something?!

[god i hope justice doesn't stumble upon the SCENE OF THE CRIME]

[likesbigdecks]

[i feel like if they haven't gotten into life endangering shit yet they will before they graduate]

It'd have to be pretty big to cut that deep...

Is your room still here? Does it lock?

[I CAN'T HELP YOU I'M SORRY I AM ONLY A HEAD]

[straightandnarrow]

I have. A place. A place I was staying.

[He tries to remain relatively calm about all this but it's PRETTY DAMN HARD

besides a murderous slasher is different than epic card gaem

He starts down a hall, walking VERY BRISKLY towards his room.]

[likesbigdecks]

That's...that's good at least, right? There's a safe spot, and you have something heavy to put against the door, right?

[He has a lot of nervous energy to vent now and nowhere to put it and his dumb ponytail which none of his icons acknowledge is making his neck itch. At least he's talking quietly to avoid attracting murderers.]

We're not gonna die.

[straightandnarrow]

Yes I. Suppose.

[i wish my cool tuff hero dad were here....

He ducks into another hall and rustles with the door, while balancing the drawer in his other hand. of COURSE it doesn't open smoothly, they're in horror trope hell

but he eventually gets it open and BUSTS IN

without checking to see if anything's already in there]

[dearkaiserin]

[well SOMETHING'S in here

and pissed that you took down the board she nailed to the door.

She stares over the overturned bed for a moment, then slowly lowers her gun. wait what where did she get a gun]

...Get your own room.

[look it's yukio's dadmom]

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.....................

I






[why does uncle kaiser have boobs]

[why does yukio's DAD have boobs]


...This is my room!

[yeah he's gotta be pedantic even when there's a woman with a gun pointed at him and his severed head buddy

he looks pretty familiar............]

[dearkaiserin]

[...oh. She appropriated someone's living space.]

...get back here, then. Before you get shot. Or eaten.

[She jerks her head towards the safe side of her makeshift barricade. there's an awful lot of weaponry and emergency supplies back there where did she even get all this]

Are you some kind of Ed?

[straightandnarrow]

[that's more LIKE it

He heads back over there with his. drawer full of head. sorry yukio]

...

Ed's my dad.

[He eyes the weapon stockpile uncertainly, then oh yeah i have your alternason's head]

I-I didn't do this!

[dearkaiserin]

Your dad?

[how did he manage to have biological children wtf

She peeks into the drawer.]

...Whose head is that?

[he looks WEIRDLY FAMILIAR too]

[straightandnarrow]

[probably the same way u did]

[He frowns slightly.]

Yukio! He's... I...'m not sure.



Still alive, somehow.

Who are you?

1/2

[likesbigdecks]

.......hi.

[did i just find my alternate universe mom

IS SHE GOING TO DATE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE DAD

THIS IS SO WEIRD]

[dearkaiserin]

[...talking disembodied head.]

...not the strangest thing I've seen today.

[She turns back to the door, readying the gun again. There are WEIRD NOISES coming from the hallway.]

Hell Kaiserin Ryoko Marufuji. Don't use my name. Kaiserin works.

You?

[OMINOUS DOOR-RATTLE]

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[oh my god it is my ladyuncle]

I usually just call you Kaiser.

[you're so fricken TALL without the wheelchair]

Uh...

[He sets Yukio's. drawer down somewhere that seems relatively safe.]

He said someone. Did this to him.

1/2

[dearkaiserin]

...of course there's a Kaiser.

[She sounds weirdly displeased with the idea.]

So what took his body? This place is--

[dearkaiserin]

[THE DOOR BURSTS OPEN

IN COME WEIRD SHAMBLING VAGUELY HUMANOID TERRORS (DON'T WORRY JUSTICE THEY BLEED GREEN)

She starts picking them off with a handgun as they lurch in. luckily she's somehow been endowed with the knowledge of how the frick to aim]

[straightandnarrow]

[oh my GODDDDDDDDDDD

I'M JUST GOING TO HIDE BEHIND THE BED WITH YUKIO'S HEAD AND BE MOMENTARILY USELESS i got more of my mom's weenie genes than i'd like to admit]

1/2

[dearkaiserin]

[The wave's coming faster, so she drops the pistol and grabs something a little more heavy weight. It's not entirely clear what it is but it's certainly BIGGER AND LOUDER.]

FUCK OFF

[likesbigdecks]

are we killing zombies now

[straightandnarrow]

I don't know what's going on anymore!

[APPARENTLY

He's a bit AWED and slightly terrified by his auntuncle, but

He can't JUST sit here like a DUM BABY.

He scans the weapon pile and bites his lip...

And when something reaches around the mattress, he yelps and smashes it with the nearest thing he could grab, a crowbar.

...

now i have green blood on my face oh my GOOOD]