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[anangryinch]

[When you wake up this morning, the mansion looks considerably... spookier.

The walls seem creakier. The wallapaper's peeling. Spiderwebs and an inch of dust coat everything. It looks like nobody's been here in ages, and the shadows are very dark and deep.

There's a chill in the air and a sense that something's watching you.

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[likesbigdecks]

[there's a muffled voice from behind him...]

Hello? Hello?!

Shit. What. HELP!

[...it's coming from a desk drawer.]

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[...what

He pauses and listens, then screws up his face and adjusts his glasses.

why is there a voice in the DRAWER]

Is this someone's idea of a joke?

[likesbigdecks]

--Justice??

[oh god he's gonna be in here FOREVER]

No! Not a joke! Not even a little!

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. . .

[RIPS the drawer open to yank out the speaker or whatever's in there >:s ]

[likesbigdecks]

[OH SHIT IT'S YUKIO'S HEAD]

Ow!

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What?

[how did you fit in there]

[likesbigdecks]

[HOW DO YOU THINK I FIT IN HERE]

Uh. Can you...pick me up?

this is so fucking weird

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.....................


[takes off his glasses

rubs his eyes a few times

...

rubs them a few more

puts them back on

no, yukio's. head is still in the drawer]

How am I supposed to pick you up? You're--

[He reaches for Yukio's ear to tug on him to demonstrate how UNMOVABLE he would be]

[likesbigdecks]

[whoops

now yukio's head is dangling from his ear.]

Ow! Ow ow ow!

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[?!?!?

YELPS AND DROPS HIM BACK IN THE DRAWER

who knew he could get even paler]

[likesbigdecks]

Ow!

[GOD STOP HURTING ME]

Yeah, I know it's weird! Just...put me on the desk or something!

i need an OH GOD I THOUGHT ABOUT BLOOD face

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[this is my way of getting revenge on you for beating me up >:{]

T... that. That's not. Nnn. Not. Possible.

[god he seems really kind of upset about this]

[likesbigdecks]

[...he probably has some idea that justice does NOT like blood but he's not really registering that right now because HOLY SHIT I'M A HEAD HOLY SHIT AAAAA]

Wait, what?!

[he wants to flail a little but. head.]

Don't just...leave me here! At least take the drawer!

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[he looks just. a lil pukey

But he manages to pull the drawer out, looking AWAY from Yukio's head.]

W... what happened?

[likesbigdecks]

I...I dunno.

I heard some guy talking to himself behind me, and I was about to turn around, but then I was on the floor, and then...

[He goes silent for a second.]

He grabbed my. uh. my head. And put it in the desk. I didn't see his face.

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...

You. Should be dead.

[He swallows hard and tries to retain whatever dignity and composure he can muster.]

Y-you shouldn't even be able to talk!!

[He puts the drawer on a table, yanking his hands back like Yukio's going to get head cooties on them.]

[likesbigdecks]

...Yeah. Yeah, I should probably be dead at this point. But I'm not. And I can talk.

[He almost reminds himself to take deep breaths, except...well. What good is that going to do when he's not connected to his lungs?]

And...

[He stops for a second.]

...I can still sorta...feel my hands.

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...Feel your hands?

[He dares to glance back the... head... GOD I NEVER WANTED HEAD FROM U YUKIO]

How. Do you mean?

[if you ever get your body back you can totally bully him about how pallid and nervous he looks right now]

[likesbigdecks]

[YEAH U WERE NEVER GONNA GET HEAD FROM ME ANYWAY probably

He's a little concerned about how sick Justice looks, but then he looks down contemplatively, trying to focus on the faint sensations.]

...like...I can't move them, but I can tell they're...touching my sides, I think?

And...I'm definitely moving. Dragging across the ground or something. And there's something sharp poking my shoulder.

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Someone's... dragging the rest of you?

So

[something DINGS in his head about what Yukio said earlier]

There's a murderer around?!

[likesbigdecks]

...

...

.......yes.

[why do YOU look so nervous, Yukio, you're just a head]

...what is he gonna do with the rest of me?! What if he comes back for you?!

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I don't know!

[i don't know if the gxgxers ever got into the LIFE ENDANGERING SHIT their parents got into constantly, but either way he picks the drawer back up and starts looking for someplace to hide.]

Did he just have a. A knife or something?!

[god i hope justice doesn't stumble upon the SCENE OF THE CRIME]

[likesbigdecks]

[i feel like if they haven't gotten into life endangering shit yet they will before they graduate]

It'd have to be pretty big to cut that deep...

Is your room still here? Does it lock?

[I CAN'T HELP YOU I'M SORRY I AM ONLY A HEAD]

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I have. A place. A place I was staying.

[He tries to remain relatively calm about all this but it's PRETTY DAMN HARD

besides a murderous slasher is different than epic card gaem

He starts down a hall, walking VERY BRISKLY towards his room.]

[likesbigdecks]

That's...that's good at least, right? There's a safe spot, and you have something heavy to put against the door, right?

[He has a lot of nervous energy to vent now and nowhere to put it and his dumb ponytail which none of his icons acknowledge is making his neck itch. At least he's talking quietly to avoid attracting murderers.]

We're not gonna die.