ONGOING EVENT THEME OR WHATEVER

[anangryinch]

[When you wake up this morning, the mansion looks considerably... spookier.

The walls seem creakier. The wallapaper's peeling. Spiderwebs and an inch of dust coat everything. It looks like nobody's been here in ages, and the shadows are very dark and deep.

There's a chill in the air and a sense that something's watching you.

HERE'S A COLLECTION OF MEMES TO CULL IDEAS FROM:
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[blizzard10join]

[he hasn't yet i think :')]

Please don't eat me.

[That doesn't sound like a monster.]

1/2

[dearkaiserin]

...of course there's a Kaiser.

[She sounds weirdly displeased with the idea.]

So what took his body? This place is--

[perfect_thunder]

...Is someone in there?

[he doesn't sound like a monster either, just a joume.......]

[dearkaiserin]

[THE DOOR BURSTS OPEN

IN COME WEIRD SHAMBLING VAGUELY HUMANOID TERRORS (DON'T WORRY JUSTICE THEY BLEED GREEN)

She starts picking them off with a handgun as they lurch in. luckily she's somehow been endowed with the knowledge of how the frick to aim]

[blizzard10join]

[peeks out......]

--Oh! Hi, Manjoume!

[rhinestone weren't you about to get mauled by an oni like five minutes ago]

[straightandnarrow]

[oh my GODDDDDDDDDDD

I'M JUST GOING TO HIDE BEHIND THE BED WITH YUKIO'S HEAD AND BE MOMENTARILY USELESS i got more of my mom's weenie genes than i'd like to admit]

[anangryinch]

...

[She raises an eyebrow. nice HOLE]

The best place to start for answers would, I assume, be to find the rest of you.

[perfect_thunder]

...Kaiser?

[?_? That goofy grin looks a little out of place now. He almost forgot about normalbuki, SORRY]

1/2

[dearkaiserin]

[The wave's coming faster, so she drops the pistol and grabs something a little more heavy weight. It's not entirely clear what it is but it's certainly BIGGER AND LOUDER.]

FUCK OFF

[likesbigdecks]

are we killing zombies now

[blizzard10join]

...Kaiser?

[He lets the door of the wardrobe swing open all the way.]

Are you feeling okay, Manjoume?

[masokaiser]

[...okay now NOT having the spike feels really weird

puts it back in.]

...true.

I'm not sure where my body is now. When I manifested it was gone.

[straightandnarrow]

I don't know what's going on anymore!

[APPARENTLY

He's a bit AWED and slightly terrified by his auntuncle, but

He can't JUST sit here like a DUM BABY.

He scans the weapon pile and bites his lip...

And when something reaches around the mattress, he yelps and smashes it with the nearest thing he could grab, a crowbar.

...

now i have green blood on my face oh my GOOOD]

[perfect_thunder]

[well

That certainly doesn't look like obsidian's normal outfit.

He's momentarily puzzled and seems especially tiny for a joume.

If there's more than one of him running around, why not fubukis too]

...Tenjoin-san?

[jeeze so formal]

[anangryinch]

[wow i don't want to watch you stuff large phallic objects into your holes]

Well, where were you murdered? I suspect a bloody trail would at least be a start.

[dearkaiserin]

[she sees some SMASHING out of the corner of her eye]

Hah! Now you're getting it!

[She shoves the barrel of the gun into one of the creatures' faces and fires and oh god there's abomination brains all over the doorframe now.

Luckily, this wave seems to be slowing down already -- now she's just picking off the stragglers and making sure the downed ones stay down.]

[masokaiser]

[wow this is a TOTALLY INNOCENT hole-stuffing thanx]

...this way.

[He starts to drift down the hall, expecting her to follow.]

[blizzardtenjoin]

But...that's so unfamiliar!

[wibbles]

Did my love pupil forget about me?

[closetohell]

*in the distance, the soft pitter-patter of quick steps*

Brother, brother... Come no closer...

...

I don't belong in your world...

[neospaceheroine]

*yea well this tiny woman comes w/ a jelly dragon wife ;)*

*rustle, rustle... muffled snicker...

then suddenly, SOMETHING pops out of a nearby gravestone and flings its arms around u!!! something brushes against your ear, before a VERY LOUD:*

BOO!

[nerf_rogues]

[OH GOD I'M DYING

He yelps, stumbles over a gravestone and faceplants into the dirt. rip nerf]

[perfect_thunder]

Y-your what?

[Oh. RIGHT. THAT.]

Oi. No, I know you... Fubuki-san?

[is that better]

Why were you hiding?

[blizzard10join]

I mean, I guess that's better...

[oh shit NOW he remembers what he was so scared of]

There was a blue monster! With a HUGE head! It was horrible!

[perfect_thunder]

[He looks up and down the hallway.]

Things seem a little... weird right now.

Something jumped out at me but it wasn't... real, or something. Maybe this wasn't either.

[straightandnarrow]

[He holds the crowbar, just slightly traumatized, before dropping it and quickly wiping the gunk off his face. Too bad it's also all over his CRISP GREY UNIFORM too.]

What the hell are these things?!

[whoops i said a bad word, now i'm fat AND bad]