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[anangryinch]

[When you wake up this morning, the mansion looks considerably... spookier.

The walls seem creakier. The wallapaper's peeling. Spiderwebs and an inch of dust coat everything. It looks like nobody's been here in ages, and the shadows are very dark and deep.

There's a chill in the air and a sense that something's watching you.

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[anangryinch]

[She steels her jaw and folds her arms tightly, a hair defensively.]

I'm the last person you want to try that on, boy.

[your ghost couldn't even fit all the way in me]

[straightandnarrow]

I have. A place. A place I was staying.

[He tries to remain relatively calm about all this but it's PRETTY DAMN HARD

besides a murderous slasher is different than epic card gaem

He starts down a hall, walking VERY BRISKLY towards his room.]

[masokaiser]

[...she does have a point there. At least when he's so inexperienced with ghost things.]

I might as well find someone else, then. I don't want to let my death go to waste.

[anangryinch]

Tch.

If you are truly dead, and this isn't merely a farce put on by this place, your time would be better spent figuring out why you're still here.

There are fates worse than death, and you've found one.

[likesbigdecks]

That's...that's good at least, right? There's a safe spot, and you have something heavy to put against the door, right?

[He has a lot of nervous energy to vent now and nowhere to put it and his dumb ponytail which none of his icons acknowledge is making his neck itch. At least he's talking quietly to avoid attracting murderers.]

We're not gonna die.

[masokaiser]

Yes. You told me that.

[He floats down a little closer to the ground.]

This isn't ideal, but I don't see how it's worse.

[straightandnarrow]

Yes I. Suppose.

[i wish my cool tuff hero dad were here....

He ducks into another hall and rustles with the door, while balancing the drawer in his other hand. of COURSE it doesn't open smoothly, they're in horror trope hell

but he eventually gets it open and BUSTS IN

without checking to see if anything's already in there]

[anangryinch]

You might be fortunate enough to be ambulatory - and to have retained your mind - but there are plenty of other pleasures of the living now denied to you.

Even if it doesn't need it anymore... The mind still remembers hunger. Still remembers sleep. Still remembers chills.

And there is no way to satisfy the cravings of the flesh when you no longer have it.

The dead torment the living out of envy.

[masokaiser]

[...well.

That's not good news.

He's staring down at the spike and looking distinctly unsettled.]

[anangryinch]

Hmf.

[She sighs and loses a BIT of her tension, but you're still GHOST SCUM]

There was a time I would've told you to find whoever did this and exact revenge to put yourself at rest.

When I was dead, I had always assumed getting vengeance would be the end of it.

But it wasn't.

[dearkaiserin]

[well SOMETHING'S in here

and pissed that you took down the board she nailed to the door.

She stares over the overturned bed for a moment, then slowly lowers her gun. wait what where did she get a gun]

...Get your own room.

[look it's yukio's dadmom]

[straightandnarrow]

.....................

I






[why does uncle kaiser have boobs]

[why does yukio's DAD have boobs]


...This is my room!

[yeah he's gotta be pedantic even when there's a woman with a gun pointed at him and his severed head buddy

he looks pretty familiar............]

[dearkaiserin]

[...oh. She appropriated someone's living space.]

...get back here, then. Before you get shot. Or eaten.

[She jerks her head towards the safe side of her makeshift barricade. there's an awful lot of weaponry and emergency supplies back there where did she even get all this]

Are you some kind of Ed?

[masokaiser]

...mm.

[He sinks down more and more until he's actually sitting on the floor. Well, he looks like he is, at least.]

There's no point to revenge. It gets in the way.

[straightandnarrow]

[that's more LIKE it

He heads back over there with his. drawer full of head. sorry yukio]

...

Ed's my dad.

[He eyes the weapon stockpile uncertainly, then oh yeah i have your alternason's head]

I-I didn't do this!

[anangryinch]

Hah.

That's easy to say when it isn't all you have.

[she sounds a HAIR defensive |<]

I don't know what else could bind a simple mortal soul to unlife. A violent unjust death usually does the trick.

[dearkaiserin]

Your dad?

[how did he manage to have biological children wtf

She peeks into the drawer.]

...Whose head is that?

[he looks WEIRDLY FAMILIAR too]

[masokaiser]

Didn't you also say it wasn't enough?

[he starts messing with the spike again...at least he can wiggle it now]

Not much I can do about the death. I don't see how I didn't hear them coming, though.

[straightandnarrow]

[probably the same way u did]

[He frowns slightly.]

Yukio! He's... I...'m not sure.



Still alive, somehow.

Who are you?

[anangryinch]

It wasn't really a question of being enough. It just wasn't the right thing.

Perhaps you're not the only supernatural creature about.

1/2

[likesbigdecks]

.......hi.

[did i just find my alternate universe mom

IS SHE GOING TO DATE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE DAD

THIS IS SO WEIRD]

[perfect_thunder]

[i don't know if he's met a normal buki here........]

[He's wandering away from his own weird encounter when he hears something rattling in the wardrobe. :?

He backs up away from it, just in case it's another jumpy monster.]

Don't try anything. >:s

[dearkaiserin]

[...talking disembodied head.]

...not the strangest thing I've seen today.

[She turns back to the door, readying the gun again. There are WEIRD NOISES coming from the hallway.]

Hell Kaiserin Ryoko Marufuji. Don't use my name. Kaiserin works.

You?

[OMINOUS DOOR-RATTLE]

[straightandnarrow]

[oh my god it is my ladyuncle]

I usually just call you Kaiser.

[you're so fricken TALL without the wheelchair]

Uh...

[He sets Yukio's. drawer down somewhere that seems relatively safe.]

He said someone. Did this to him.

[masokaiser]

...probably.

Given the ghosts and the cobwebs.

[He tugs at the spike again and

whoops

it pops out.]

...